10/3/2008, 10:49 pm
That is what I do and no one does it better than me.
I am Charles Francis Moonbatten <3.
The emphasis is always mine...
And this is my opinion…
Sarah Palin is a rube. She is a nasty little redneck -- an idiot, if you will -- who is completely and totally divorced from reality. Property rights? Government as the problem? Please spare us, Sarah! Americans need government! Americans want government! Government would've ensured that everyone would have been making enough money in order to pay for that $300,000 mini-mansion so that no one, and I mean no one, would be dependent on predatory lending and forced mortgages!
Print the money. Find the victims. Share the money. Print, victims and share are three easy words that we can all get use to.
I hope Obama and McCain are taking notes.
Peggy Noonan smells funny. I hate her hair.
Back to Sarah Palin.
Palin is slow, dimwitted and in no way up to the task to attend state funerals and do photo-ops with foreign heads of state. Alaskans don't even get television up there nor do they have “print” media. Supposedly they make crude cave drawings of “Alaskan current events” like, perhaps, someone crapping out another baby they don't want or how wonderful Dubya is.
These people are not people -- they're creatures and smelly ones to boot. And a smelly creature is certainly not as qualified as Joe Biden nor is it as smelly as Peggy Noonan (I hate her hair).
Simply put: Sarah Palin is no Joe Biden.
Joe Biden is Joe Biden and Joe Biden is on a ticket with the first African-American man to become the nominee of a major American political party. In short: Joe Biden is better because he is running with Barack Obama and Barack Obama is better because he is the first African-American man to become the nominee of a major American political party. End of story.
Is Barack Obama qualified to be President of the United States? NO.
But qualification doesn't really matter to begin with. We after all support affirmative action and it is the duty of the media to do everything in our power to help him get ahead and become the first African-American President of the United States.
Hey, we turn down more qualified white college kids all the time. We will do the same to McCain.
The media's moral obligation is to get Obama elected at any cost necessary. Also, we only win when Republicans decide not to show up and vote. Our polls are doing a wonderful job demoralizing them all.
Back to the Sarah.
Sarah Palin is a rube. She is stupid and she is folksy. We hate folksy. We hate folksy that isn't followed by a (D - insert Northern/Rustbelt state) and a union endorsement.
We hate folksy if it doesn't end in Clinton. I hate rubes. I hate small towns. I hate the people who live in these small towns. I love union members though. They always do what they're told. And yes, they live in small towns.
I hate middle America and to let one of them govern is absolutely out of the question.
On the other hand, Joe Biden is from Scranton. Joe Biden has a (D) after his name. Joe Biden is on the ticket with the first African-American man to become the nominee of a major American political party.
Boy, I sure do like that Joe Biden - hair plugs and all.
Did I mention I hate Peggy Noonan's hair? I bet she gets really drunk and says a lot of stupid things that I bet she really, really regrets - but enough about Peggy's column and her quasi-professional career.
I am Charles Francis Moonbatten and I really don't find anything too professional about Peggy Noonan.
