The People's Cube - Political Satire

Hello Comrades!

I am new here but I hope you do not doubt my absolute unwavering loyalty to the cause of hope and change, for which I would gladly give my life, my only regret being that I only have one life to give to this glorious cause!

Today I was watching the Obama Channel (73, Dish Network, I don't pay for it of course) and his speech inspired in me the following idea:

During WWII the National Socialists coined the following term: Endsieg.

Per Wikipedia: Endsieg is used in a sarcastic way, implying that a goal is unattainable,but that attaining it nevertheless will continue to be expected, nomatter what (and that it's not allowed to raise objections due todictatorship-style leadership).

So today we must continue to sacrifice and work towards the goal of affordable housing, no matter the cost! The goal itself can never be achieved. This glorious fact means each of us must will gladly make endless sacrifices to bring about the glorious goal of affordable housing, which will always be just out of reach!

Ah, Comrade, Comrade,

Affordable housing will be obtained during The Progressive World of Next Tuesday^TM.

In fact, recently, Comrade Congresspeoples Bwanie Fwank and Maxine Waters said that we have exceeded the last five year plan for affordable housing. Comrade Speaker Nansky has completly socialized Fannie & Freddie. The next step, thanks to that useful idiot Bushitler, to nationalize all banking & security markets, is well on the way.

All we need is coming Necro-proxy^TM vote to place our Obamessiah fully in control, and our comrades in ACORN are exceeding their quotas in that plan, too.

So, welcome to the Cube, get your shovel, renounce your previous thoughtcrimes, and get in line for reeducation.








Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

...and our comrades in ACORN are exceeding their quotas...

Unfortunately, BushHitler and the Cheney-Haliburton cabal are on to us. Our operatives at NKVD ACORN have been lax in their secrecy measures. I would denounce them but that would expose the true relationship between them and The One^TM.

After our messiah has taken control, we can deal with these slugs to ensure "compliance", from those left alive, during the next "election."

A 9mm brain hemorrhage should suffice.

I have labored away the entire day in abject disgust over my earlier thoughtcrime. Of course Affordable Housing is an achievable goal. From now on I will work 27 hours a day so that we not only meet our Affordable Housing production goals, but surpass them by millions!

In celebration of the recent achievements of comrades-at-arms in Acorn I received the following graphic from my local Truthsquad Einsatzgruppenführer:


The following portrait was issued by the People's groupthink collective to counter recent vile efforts by reactionary chain-dogs to cast Obama as a weak-kneed socialist:



And a progressive message from our future climate change minister:

Comrades, this is the best of starts and keep at it, keep at it. After one term in the White House we may no longer find a need for it, once the Chosen One has has been crowned His Most Exalted and Serene Highness, Dear Leader for Life.

And it lets us go back to the really interesting things: nationalization, theft, but I repeat myself, and building really really neat Dachas in the Hamptons.

Agreed Commissar Theocritus! The day will indeed soon come when we dispense with the formality of elections and The One leads all free peoples by unanimous consent.

Leading is a great sacrifice for Obama and other communist visionaries, none of our dear Democrats ever aspired to political office. Instead they take on these duties with reluctance and resolve, secure in the knowledge that only they can lead the working classes to ever increasing levels of equality. In light of this sacrifice, they do indeed deserve luxury retreats more equal than the rest.

Obama08121620242832, as you progress into the party leadership you will learn that these retreats, dacha, and Black Sea holidays, and the Glis and other refinements are for the party members here.

As for the troops in the trenches, or on their knees, or touching their toes, for the Obamessiah, well, I just love useful idiots.

(whispers here we go again)

ALRIGHT COMRADE, I have my shovel ready.

Oh, wasn't looking at me Commissar? I'm already still shoveling away.

Commissar Theocritus:

Is Aggrotech the music of our Necro-proxy voters?

I like Feindflug's "Truppenschau". Now that's marchin' music for The Revolution.



VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!
POWER TO THE PARTY!

What about Rammstein's "Du hast"?

Or Ravel's "Bolero"? Or anything by Philip Glass? I know of no better torture.

Mmmm..."Bolero" played by a middle sized county high school band with too many clarinets.....

...played by a middle sized county high school band with too many clarinets...

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!

Oh my god, Brain in a Jar. The squealing of clarinets. And we could alternate that with Mozart's Clarinet Quintet--the most graceful piece of music ever written. In the first phrase, as the clarinet finishes that first arpeggio, best played with an F (?) clarinet to avoid the break, it switches to the "Bolero" with half clarinets, none of them able to avoid the squeak in the break...

It would be like sitting down to pecan-encrusted foie gras on brioche and to find yourself face to face with Long John Silver's batter, enclosing nothing, with a pirate chanty in the background.

Another nightmare. And after this week I didn't need one.

Mmmm..."Bolero" played by a middle sized county high school band with too many clarinets.....

If we're talking torture, let's talk torture. The very thought of a Rethuglican precinct worker strapped to a chair bearing the full brunt of badly trained musicians playing Bolero (and losing) sends a tingle up my leg. Or maybe that's the primal tightening-of-the-scrotum fear reaction....

Mozart wrote a clarinet quintet? I'm happy to have only learned this now!




I was just thinking. This is the only site I can stand to discuss politics on now, because the American political climate is a bad joke. People want Obama to fix a mess caused mostly by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? People are blaming Republicans for a lack of regulation in the mortgage market? People want to respond to economic crisis by raising taxes and diverting massive amounts of government money to solar panels and wind power (aka, less productive uses)? At least here, the joke is actually funny!

Obamaxxxx wrote:Mozart wrote a clarinet quintet? I'm happy to have only learned this now!

Yes, and it's superlative. The best recordings are, oddly enough, by Bennie Goodman and Artie Shaw. Sabine Meyer's is not bad. I'm told that Mozart's clarinet was not ours--the first phrase is nearly impossible to play as it's legato over the break in the instrument. I recall sixth-grade band when the director taught the clarinets to go over the break and the squealing made dogs howl in neighboring towns.

Who is this false Messiah and why does he use numbers after he names the Holiest of Holies?
Hasn't anybody explained to him that all math is equal?

I could have the Obama Truth Squad™ put him "up against the wall" alá Che for blasphemy, but I'm feeling most merciful tonight.

You amuse me, Obamaxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. I shall spare you.

Not to change the subject, but have you heard Schubert's sax solos? Brahms Bongo concertos? I, myself, have been writing a Magnum Opus... "Obama's Oboe and Tuba allegro pithy pizzicato Spitzer #9 in B flat like Michelle's bustline".
I plan on having the Marine Band replace "Hail to the Chief" with this little ditty at my annointment.

Any objections?

Obama, Most Reverent Sir, Prince of Peace, Your Serene Highness, I hesitate to suggest something to your Awesomeness, but do you think that adding bagpipes and and banjos would be an improvement?

You could have a tarantella for bagpipe and kettle drum. A Toccata for kazoo. A Passacaglia for harmonica.

And 32 variations on Schubert's "Ave Maria" for juice harp.

Bagpipes and banjos? Interesting! Imagine the harmony!
I like it! I'll also add a Spoon section...Yes, a whole section of Spoons.

And Hambone to compliment the Trumbone.

Here are a couple of examples...

"Who is this false Messiah and why does he use numbers after he names the Holiest of Holies?"

Because these are all the years you should win the "election."

You will reign over the free and equal peoples of America in 2008, 2012, 2016 and beyond. May you live forever, so that we will always be guided by your iron fist. Like Kim il-Sung, you will be the eternal leader of this land!!!

I look forward to the new rendition of hail to the chief.

That's a lot of years....

Well, I'm glad that's been cleared up. For a moment I thought he'd copped the account number off my phone bill.

Then I thought maybe he was one of those people--similar to those who take the name "Hussein" to show their solidarity with Barack Hussein Obama, because "we are all Hussein."

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2093
<br>Only in the case of Obama081216etc, I thought he belonged to a group that takes the name Obama, and all who do that are assigned a number after their name so as to alleviate any confusion. The number corresponds to the order in which they joined the Order of the Obamessiah--rather like the Stonecutters of Simpsons' infamy.

The Chosen One*, of course, would be Obama 1. (Or is that the aircraft He flies?)

*The Stonecutters also had a Chosen One who would likewise lead them all to glory, identified by a birthmark on his butt.

Pinkie wrote:The Chosen One*, of course, would be Obama 1. (Or is that the aircraft He flies?)

Pinkie, there will be no such thing as Obama One for he will levitate from place to place. You are thinking of his press plane, which is the only plane in the world fitted with kneelers instead of seats.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:

Pinkie wrote:The Chosen One*, of course, would be Obama 1. (Or is that the aircraft He flies?)

Pinkie, there will be no such thing as Obama One for he will levitate from place to place. You are thinking of his press plane, which is the only plane in the world fitted with kneelers instead of seats.

Or perhaps prayer rugs?

In seemingly unrelated news, the ministry for revolution through environmental agitprop has issued the following video for our enlightenment: