PARTLY TRUE: WHILE BIDEN MAY HAVE GONE TO "A" WAFFLE HOUSE, HE DID NOT GO TO "THE" WAFFLE HOUSE.
The Frank Drebin of Presidents speaks into a turkey baster after his disastrous debate.
6/28/2024, 9:43 am
Ex-President Autopen
I would’ve done better but somebody kept whacking me over the head with a two-by-four.
6/28/2024, 1:54 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
CLAIM: JOE BIDEN CAN CLEARLY BE HEARD LETTING ONE RIP ABOUT 15 MINUTES INTO THE DEBATE.
DANA BASH—Guilty of assault with a deadly hinge-buster.
FALSE: IT WAS DANA BASH. HER MICROPHONE WAS ON WHEN SHE CROP-DUSTED JAKE TAPPER WITH A NOXIOUS NIMBUS, BUT THE DEBATERS' MICROPHONES WERE TURNED OFF (MUCH AS WERE MOST VIEWERS).
