7/14/2024, 5:17 am
The People's Cube - Political Satire
Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.
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U.S.S.S. Statement
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7/14/2024, 8:37 am
Silence is proof of lack of innocence.
7/14/2024, 1:48 pm
The White House Minisitry of Truthiness has released a statement about these fake videos showing the Trump created assassination attempt.
"It's also very insulting to the folks, the viewers who are watching it. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it ‘cheap fakes.’ That is something that came directly from the media outlets in calling it that, the fact-checkers and calling it that. And so we're certainly going to be really, really clear about that as well. And calling it out from where we are, from where we stand."
- KJP
"It's also very insulting to the folks, the viewers who are watching it. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it ‘cheap fakes.’ That is something that came directly from the media outlets in calling it that, the fact-checkers and calling it that. And so we're certainly going to be really, really clear about that as well. And calling it out from where we are, from where we stand."
- KJP
7/14/2024, 4:36 pm
That quote is from four weeks ago, but the Democrat-owned press has been picking up the slack with ridiculously misleading stories:El Presidente wrote: ↑7/14/2024, 1:48 pmThe White House Minisitry of Truthiness has released a statement about these fake videos showing the Trump created assassination attempt.
"It's also very insulting to the folks, the viewers who are watching it. And so we believe we have to call that out. We've been calling it ‘cheap fakes.’ That is something that came directly from the media outlets in calling it that, the fact-checkers and calling it that. And so we're certainly going to be really, really clear about that as well. And calling it out from where we are, from where we stand."
- KJP
Each of the above headlines is real.
7/14/2024, 5:46 pm
Loud noises at Cho Bai-dim rallies mean two of the 6 attendees farted. Or one did, and Joe filled his depends.
7/14/2024, 8:37 pm
The loud noises are the oafish efforts by legacy corporate media to deceive the public with misleading headlines intended to sublimate one of the most important events in recent history.
There's never been a time where the mainstream press has stood as naked as it is now, boldly lying to cover its own role in fanning the flames of hysteria and violence.
There's never been a time where the mainstream press has stood as naked as it is now, boldly lying to cover its own role in fanning the flames of hysteria and violence.
7/14/2024, 8:53 pm
Spot on, my hirsute komrade.Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑7/14/2024, 8:37 pmThe loud noises are the oafish efforts by legacy corporate media to deceive the public with misleading headlines intended to sublimate one of the most important events in recent history.
There's never been a time where the mainstream press has stood as naked as it is now, boldly lying to cover its own role in fanning the flames of hysteria and violence.
7/15/2024, 4:29 am
Hirsute? In this heat? Oh, no, Comrade, I do a lot of whole-body manscaping to keep cool. (Makes it easier to spot ticks and fleas, too.)
7/15/2024, 10:43 am
I saw this Marxist magazine's cover this morning:
...and I thought it needed an intervention, so here's my easy effort to correct its libtarded lies:
REF: https://www.conservapedia.com/The_New_Republic
...and I thought it needed an intervention, so here's my easy effort to correct its libtarded lies:
REF: https://www.conservapedia.com/The_New_Republic
7/17/2024, 2:33 pm
The loud noises are clearly why his ear was bleeding. Loud noises can cause significant hearing damage and bleeding from the ears is a symptom. It was probably someone's monster truck backfiring.
7/17/2024, 4:27 pm
Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑7/17/2024, 2:33 pmThe loud noises are clearly why his ear was bleeding. Loud noises can cause significant hearing damage and bleeding from the ears is a symptom. It was probably someone's monster truck backfiring.
7/18/2024, 10:32 pm
Hmm. Sloped roof didn't seem to be a problem for these guys:
7/19/2024, 3:02 am
This producer of bullshit didn't seem to have a problem with a sloped roof that is, apparently, a serious safety risk for USSS agents who are trained to take a bullet for their protectees.
7/19/2024, 8:40 am
I have a nearly flat metal roof outside one of my windows. It's safe to walk on unless there's ice on it but it gets very hot in summer.Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑7/19/2024, 3:02 amThis [bull] didn't seem to have a problem with a sloped roof that is, apparently, a serious safety risk for USSS agents who are trained to take a bullet for their protectees.
It's unfathomable that the mentally challenged USSS director presented such a lame excuse when a simple truth was available: the roof gets hot enough to fry an egg:
And even that fact didn't stop other USSS snipers from taking to a roof.
7/21/2024, 8:26 am
I may be mistaken but didn't somebody once say that silence is violence?
8/19/2024, 8:34 am
Comrades, I've decided to offer my services to the USSS as a trainer for new recruits and those who need a refresher. I'm happy to show them how it's done.
8/19/2024, 11:15 am
That reminds me: I have to make a supplement to the Super Woke All-Insect Diet chart.
8/19/2024, 1:28 pm
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 11:15 amThat reminds me: I have to make a supplement to the Super Woke All-Insect Diet chart.
The Super Woke All Insects Diet is going to reinvigorate the Australian Outback Cuisine. Dung Beetle Tail on the Barbie. Sunset. Next Tuesday!
KKKK, the Super Woke All Insect Diet Plan, not only saves the planet, but keeps you healthy! Jackalopelipsky is planning on going creole on a bunch of fleas, this coming next Tuesday.
8/19/2024, 4:36 pm
I'd love to get your cricket jambalaya recipe. Cricket is the national passtime here, after all.jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 1:28 pmColonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 11:15 amThat reminds me: I have to make a supplement to the Super Woke All-Insect Diet chart.
The Super Woke All Insects Diet is going to reinvigorate the Australian Outback Cuisine. Dung Beetle Tail on the Barbie. Sunset. Next Tuesday!
KKKK, the Super Woke All Insect Diet Plan, not only saves the planet, but keeps you healthy! Jackalopelipsky is planning on going creole on a bunch of fleas, this coming next Tuesday.
8/20/2024, 8:54 am
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 4:36 pmI'd love to get your cricket jambalaya recipe. Cricket is the national passtime here, after all.jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 1:28 pmColonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑8/19/2024, 11:15 amThat reminds me: I have to make a supplement to the Super Woke All-Insect Diet chart.
The Super Woke All Insects Diet is going to reinvigorate the Australian Outback Cuisine. Dung Beetle Tail on the Barbie. Sunset. Next Tuesday!
KKKK, the Super Woke All Insect Diet Plan, not only saves the planet, but keeps you healthy! Jackalopelipsky is planning on going creole on a bunch of fleas, this coming next Tuesday.
No matter your place around equator, there’s always room for cricket!