In what battle? And no one said he won whatever battle it was.
This is open question that requires wild speculation and uneducated guesses from The Kollektive.™
8/9/2024, 9:17 am
Ellsworth Toohey
Battle of Minneapolis 2020.
The fweedom fighters defeated the American colonizers. Unclear which side Field Marshall A. Walz cowered fought on. A. Walz's daughter fought on the fweedom fighters' side.
(n.b., the A. stands for a compound word ending with hole)
In what battle? And no one said he won whatever battle it was.
This is open question that requires wild speculation and uneducated guesses from The Kollektive.™
Walz is veteran of the Culture War.
In distant past, a one armed comrade was asked how he lost his arm. “In the waaaarrr”: was the reply. “What waaarrr was that?”
”The Barbed Waaaarrr!”
Tim Walz is a barbed culture waaaaarrr soldier.
Which means, Never leave home without TPC barbed culture waaaaarrr snippers, comrades.
8/9/2024, 1:50 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
Perhaps the kerfuffle in question involved the time honored military tradition of practice bleeding? Thus leading to the action that resulted in the greatest political nickname ever: Tampon Timmy
I’m fairly certain there was a titanic struggle with reality involved with this decision.
Perhaps the kerfuffle in question involved the time honored military tradition of practice bleeding? Thus leading to the action that resulted in the greatest political nickname ever: Tampon Timmy
I’m fairly certain there was a titanic struggle with reality involved with this decision.
Red Salmon
Either that, or Timpon Walz got tangled up in the Culture Barbed Waaaaarr and fired his weapon premenestrually. The whole Walz household seems to be on the 'same' Timpon cycle. So, comrades, just know that concertina barbed waaaaaarrr is strung out across Minnesota ready to entangle your life. Y'all be careful out there in Minnesota. Okay?? That's TPC Red Laika Whistle, lingo.
This is why the jackalope urges all comrades to always carry a pair of TPC Culture Waaaaaarrrr Snippers. Timpon Walz is gonna be hitting kids up to make sure their parents "pull the Timpon string this November, and vote Kamabla." When toddlers are the foot soldiers to get out the Kamabla Vote, well, as trained comrades, you know the barbed Culture Waaaaarrrrrr needs snippin'. It's fun, and subversive enough to be cool...as long as you don't text about it in UK.
An extensive topical summary of some of the major legislation and noteworthy policies enacted from the 2023 legislative session and approved by Governor Walz are contained in this article: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -tim-walz/
8/13/2024, 8:34 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Following in the footsteps of Hitler and Stalin, Kamala makes the cover of Time Magazine again:
Often the jackalope sees things that aren't there. The new Time reintroduction of Kamala photo appears to be re-inventing Kamala with indigenous Amerindian features.
Thanks for informing on me, Comrade Ivan. It is my pleasure to provide counter-propaganda for The People™ and I shall celebrate by drinking an extra ration of Krasnodar tonight.
Often the jackalope sees things that aren't there. The new Time reintroduction of Kamala photo appears to be re-inventing Kamala with indigenous Amerindian features.
Does any comrade else see the photography trick?
I'm not sure, but whenever I look at her I think "Total Bull" (that's Sitting Bull's younger brother, Total).
8/14/2024, 7:28 am
jackalopelipsky
8/14/2024, 8:31 am
jackalopelipsky
More on the jackalope seeing Kamala's Time Mag's re-invention cover picture having Amerindian features. The cover picture of Kamala must have been created by Gooogle AI, not Elon's Grok.
The jackalope can see what isn't there.
8/14/2024, 10:48 am
jackalopelipsky
Timpon Walt’s Culture Waaaarrrr valor.
8/15/2024, 5:24 am
Colonel Obyezyana
While it's fun to ridicule Walz, doing so should not distract us from his so far unacknowledged function—rodeo clown.
Remember that the person in charge of vetting Kamala's running mate was Obama's slimeball Attorney General Eric Holder. Some have wondered why he made such a foolish choice, but he knew exactly what he was doing.
Holder needed a rodeo clown that leftists would love and rightists would despise, causing mass controversy to draw attention away from the unqualified, undemocratically chosen presidential candidate, Kamala.
While it's fun to ridicule Walz, doing so should not distract us from his so far unacknowledged function—rodeo clown.
Remember that the person in charge of vetting Kamala's running mate was Obama's slimeball Attorney General Eric Holder. Some have wondered why he made such a foolish choice, but he knew exactly what he was doing.
Holder needed a rodeo clown that leftists would love and rightists would despise, causing mass controversy to draw attention away from the unqualified, undemocratically chosen presidential candidate, Kamala.
You are so right, Colonel O.
8/15/2024, 9:47 am
Colonel Obyezyana
8/15/2024, 11:41 pm
Dimitri Kissov
Most Esteemed Comrade Colonel!
You're most effective agitprop has proven very popular on the site formally known as twitter. I have added to each post a description as follows 'Created by the most Esteemed Comrade Col O only at thepeoplescube.com'
It is my hope you approve of said attribution.
In Great Socialist Brotherhood,
your humble liquidator,
You're most effective agitprop has proven very popular on the site formally known as twitter. I have added to each post a description as follows 'Created by the most Esteemed Comrade Col O only at thepeoplescube.com'
It is my hope you approve of said attribution.
In Great Socialist Brotherhood,
your humble liquidator,
Dimitri
Brilliant work, Comrade. It explains how the hits on this thread doubled overnight. Thank you.
You are hereby awarded the Hero of Socialist Labor Medal.
8/16/2024, 9:45 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Let's not talk about tacos—it's a diversion to cloak their true intent.
Often the jackalope sees things that aren't there. The new Time reintroduction of Kamala photo appears to be re-inventing Kamala with indigenous Amerindian features.
This looks like what you may have seen:
8/17/2024, 12:14 am
Dimitri Kissov
Most Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
Spasiba спаси́бо! I'm humbled by this great award and pledge to ensure the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is right around the corner, like NEXT Tuesday. Your continued creation of most equal agitprop has made great inroads on the interwebs site formally known as twitter.
I do have to admit that, after an evening of celebrating, I may have failed to proclaim thepeoplescube.com as the vanguard of 'progressive' thought. I'll atone by doubling my Neo-Kulak liquidations!
(I) pledge to ensure the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ is right around the corner, like NEXT Tuesday.
8/17/2024, 10:23 am
Colonel Obyezyana
8/18/2024, 9:58 am
Colonel Obyezyana
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8/22/2024, 12:09 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
It occurred to me that some of you may want to know more about the background and history of Kamala Harris but are frustrated because most of that information is liberally filtered by—for example—those paragons of twisted truth, Google and Wikipedia. It's sad but there is a solution.
Our agents in the field are detecting a trend of your work on non-party approved websites. Patriot Post? Really?
Is there something you need to confess?
Comrade Ivan, effective counter-propaganda has a tendency to spread, and like a wheel of fortune, round and round it goes and where it stops nobody knows.
I do not subscribe to or contribute to other agitprop outlets, so there must be a counter counter-revolutionary in our ranks OR the masses—yearning for Current Truth™—come here on their own and—seeing that we are a profitless kollective—appropriate whatever they want whenever they want, which is fine as long as they leave the TPC watermark intact (which The Patriot Post did not).
This uncredited truth has been making the rounds on line but it truly needs some truthful variations.
Therefore...
8/30/2024, 9:11 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Among the atrractions at the recent Minnesota State Fair was Action 4 Liberty's "Never Walz" stand.
It proved to be very popular indeed, with lines hundreds of feet long.
In addition to teeshirts, hats and posters, the Never Walz stand also featured a Governor Walz Wheel of Infamy festooned with some of Walz's most disgusting attributes and failures. A good, clear, legible photo seemed unavailable, so I recreated it from scratch:
It was such a hit that—to be fair to the fairgoers—a Kamala Harris Wheel of Infamy should also have been included. You know, in the interests of diveristy, inclusion and equity.
And to be fair to The People™ who read these wheels, they represent only a condensation of the many, many, many disqualifications that surround these candidates like a nimbus of flies around a hot pile of turds.
8/30/2024, 11:52 am
Colonel Obyezyana
AT LAST!!!!! Photographic proof that Kamala DID work at McDonalds!
In keeping with Colonel Obyezyana's timely reporting on the Minnesota Worker's State Fair activities I will report on a similar situation in Give 'Em Hell Harry Territory.
My whole familial school attended what is billed as "SantaCaliGon Days" held in the Indpendence, MO Square. SantaCaliGon is an acronym of Santa Fe, California, and Oregon. These three Westward Expansion trails began in Independence. SantaCaliGon involves the usual food booths, dangerous carnival rides, handicraft sales, and public interest displays. Of course political parties/candidates have a presence.
The differences between the Harris/Walz booth and the Trump For President booth were striking. First was location. The Missouri National Guard always uses SantaCaliGon Days as a recruiting tool. They have a complex of booths festooned with National Guardish implements. There was also a great deal of motorized equipment and their popular stuffed UH-1 helicopter. All crowd pleasing stuff. Right next to this vast patriotic display was the Trump For President booth. That booth was mobbed. The Red Salmon clan did not even attempt to get close to that canopy. We did note that many locals in the crowd were carrying Trump yard signs. In contrast the Harris/Walz booth was as far away from the flag waving, homeland defending, appeal to patriotism as possible. Even though positioned next to a very popular food stand, the Harris/Walz booth was a ghost town. Like an invisible force kept the throng away at a carefully defined distance from the tables. The rainbow clad, DEI appropriate campaign representatives appeared to be suffering from ennui. I did not observe a single person carrying a Harris/Walz yard sign. This is odd because there were stacks of them in the booth.
I have to also point out that the only 2 people I observed wearing masks at the entire gathering were behind the table at the Harris/Walz booth. I guess they didn't want too much contact with their supporters.
In case anyone is curious, the Red Salmon clan had a good time at SantaCaliGon Days. A lot of tasty greasy food was consumed, handicrafts were purchased supporting local artists, and most importantly the fry enjoyed hours of rides on the potentially unsafe carnival rides.
Red Salmon
9/3/2024, 11:14 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Dumbest sign ever, planted by an anonymous "artist" in Philadelphia bus stops, falsely proclaimed that VP Kamala Harris was the "official candidate of the Philadelphia Eagles."
The NFL team denied it and the city has been busy taking down the fake endorsements. Too bad: I had an alternative poster ready to go...
