One thing the jackalope loves about the November Election Season is baking, soaking, and then eating and sharing fruitcakes. Everyone swears they hate fruitcakes. If so, why are these fruitcakes attractive to The Collective with their fruitcake goodness, for decency's sake?
Pour yourself a second cup of coffee and enjoy some well soaked fruitcake slices from the jackalope.
What if Texazistan elects this fruitcake to replace Senator Ted Cruz? Decency, as well as green cherries, are on the ballot, comrades.
Please share your own favorite fruitcakes along their recipes.
9/19/2024, 9:27 am
jackalopelipsky
Hakeem Jeffries is a fruitcake.
9/19/2024, 9:47 am
jackalopelipsky
This fruitcake has double the chopped nuts and green cherries.
9/19/2024, 1:46 pm
jackalopelipsky
Wait for the fruitcake, comrades.
9/19/2024, 1:59 pm
jackalopelipsky
Citizens are offered a big piece of fruitcake by their City Council. Remember your own local fruitcakes this November Election Season.
9/19/2024, 2:09 pm
jackalopelipsky
Basketball Fruit.Cake…all in for candied cherries and pineapple slices.
9/19/2024, 2:41 pm
jackalopelipsky
This fruitcake is still edible years after The Obamas left The White House.
Fruitcake batter is really hard to mix properly. Getting all the candied fruit peel, pineapple slices, green and red cherries, as well as loads of chopped nuts evenly mixed and ready for prepared baking pan requires patient persistence.
9/20/2024, 8:22 am
jackalopelipsky
A good fruitcake is moist in its denseness.
9/20/2024, 11:00 am
trashmouth
Perhaps our government can produce the best fruitcakes......
9/21/2024, 9:05 am
jackalopelipsky
Fruitcake is not safe for infant consumption.
9/21/2024, 9:19 am
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,
The Fruitcake will consume us all. Safe or not. Why should it be different for infants?
