The People's Cube - Political Satire

Washington, DC – It has been no secret that the Harris-Walz campaign has hit turbulence, with polls showing Kamala Harris losing support. To counter this, Tim Walz has embraced a strategy of inserting blatant, provable lies into his speeches—a move an unnamed campaign source says is deliberate.

“We're appealing to the classic Biden voter—the ones who cheer when they’re lied to, and clap like trained seals,” the source revealed. “Tim's working his way up to Joe's level of storytelling. We haven’t hit the 'My uncle was eaten by cannibals in WWII' yet, but he's getting there.”

As Election Day nears, all eyes are on Walz’s progress in perfecting the art of epic falsehoods. “Joe was a master at making things up, like 'I used to drive an 18-wheeler.' Tim’s got big shoes to fill, and it’s a team effort."

He's off to a pretty good start with "...I served the Army honorably for years..."



Isn't he an Honor-graduate of the Clinton Academy of Bureaucratic Doublespeak and Political Acumen?  He should have tested out of this by now...

FLOORWARD!

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

10/2/2024, 12:21 pm

"We haven't gotten to epic levels of blatant falsehoods yet..."

"We" haven't but the Democrats sure have.

They don't need new falsehoods when they can still endlessly beat dead horses by repeating the old lies, the ones that have been debunked and re-framing truths to appear as lies.

Bottom line: lies upon lies upon lies sound true if you tell them relentlessly and remorselessly.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

10/2/2024, 12:42 pm

Bottom line: lies upon lies upon lies sound true if you tell them relentlessly and remorselessly.

I seem to have heard something like that before, a quote maybe...?  Hang on half a minute, it'll come to me.

Last night I saw the Great Walz of China crumble like an oatmeal cookie. Or was it all a dream?

Oatmeal cookies have greater tensile strength.

He meant to say he was at the Tiananmen Square Chinese Buffet in Lincoln Nebraska….