The People's Cube - Political Satire

We need to take seriously the need to deal with Iran in terms of the threat that it poses, because threats posed need to be, holistically, taken seriously and we need to do what we have been doing, which is what we are doing now, in terms of taking the threats from Iran seriously and seriously taking threats, holistically, because we need to realize our aspirations and dreams to holistically take threats from Iran seriously, because I was born middle class and middle class people, holistically, take threats from Iran very seriously, indeed.

I can't agree more.

Because, let's face it, when it comes to threats, the only thing more serious than taking them seriously is doing it holistically, which, incidentally, is how middle-class people seriously do everything.

It’s important that what we’ve been doing is what we are doing now—taking those threats seriously, as only serious threats can be taken. And middle class people, like me, who are holistically serious, have aspirations to take threats seriously, which is why we must seriously focus on Iran’s threats.

Whatever happens, just keep telling them you come from the middle class.

Comrade Director, I can't agree more than I have never agreed before. I have never, holistically, agreed to anything less than I'm, holistically, agreeing to what has been, holistically, agreed to and what is, holistically,
being agreed to now. I never agreed to, holistically, being born middle class and so it's clear that the clouds are above our heads and not on our laptops. We must unburden ourselves from what has never been. It's the only way. 

FORWARD! 

I forgot to mention that I rode my bike through the 'hood and made friends with school shooters, carrying weapons of war, and I'm very proud of that service.