Comrades, my previous threads about this election's candidates from hell became too large and unwieldy, requiring an inordinate amount of energy-wasteful scrolling. Hence, this thread will take their places in the run-up to the 2024 election.
Rather that post a lot of new threads, I will dump all things Harris/Walz here for the benefit of both The Kollektive™ and lurkers. All are invited to participate in denouncing and exposing these Globalist pretenders to the fullest extent of parody and satire.
I'll begin with my last few posts, both of which I've transplanted from previous threads.
You know what a putrid slime an over ripe and well used jack-o-lantern can devolve into while in the trash bin waiting for Trash Day, if it still comes, can become? It's not even Halloween yet, and the Biden/Harris/Xi JokeOnUS lantern is a decayed and oozing pumpkin decorating the White House Doors.
You know what a putrid slime an over ripe and well used jack-o-lantern can devolve into while in the trash bin waiting for Trash Day, if it still comes, can become? It's not even Halloween yet, and the Biden/Harris/Xi JokeOnUS lantern is a decayed and oozing pumpkin decorating the White House Doors.
She's looking burdened by what has been for many, many, many years...
It's a good thing the Party™ owns photo editing software to protect Joe Biden the candidates from themselves until they are no longer useful can have that "distinguished" look of an elder states-person.
She's looking burdened by what has been for many, many, many years...
It's a good thing the Party™ owns photo editing software to protect Joe Biden the candidates from themselves until they are no longer useful can have that "distinguished" look of an elder states-person.
The jackalope always understood that PhotoShop was a Soviet Trickle Down Free Market product that came available when Gorbachev tore down the Berlin Wall. Thanks for confirmation on the jackalope's narrative.
And now it's gone MSM with 60 Edits. Catfishin' for votes.
The jackalope always understood that PhotoShop was a Soviet Trickle Down Free Market product that came available when Gorbychev tore down the Berlin Wall.
I don't know about The Party™ owning photo-editing software since users can only rent Photoshop—and it trickles down for a monthly or annual fee.
Maybe one of these Next Tuesdays the whole business will be nationalized on the pretense of price gouging. As a result, the quality of updates will hit rock bottom the money-grubbers will be forced to offer the product at taxpayer expense for free.
The jackalope always understood that PhotoShop was a Soviet Trickle Down Free Market product that came available when Gorbychev tore down the Berlin Wall.
I don't know about The Party™ owning photo-editing software since users can only rent Photoshop—and it trickles down for a monthly or annual fee.
You think The Party™ charges CBS 60 Edits for use? The jackalope didn't think so either. What do you want to bet that Phizer paid all CBS' user fees for this Soviet Trickle Down Technology to promote The Party™?
Being charged rent for this Soviet Trickle Down Technology able to determine who's in, and who's out, should be considered graft. "Let The People™ decide who's in, and who's out, Mr. Gorbachev."
Yes. There was a mention of sharing “tools”. It was accompanied by an image of a hand gripping a wrench. Then there were wrenches aligned side by side as if comparing them. You could almost feel Tampon Tim’s special relationship with tools.
The missing lyrics: I love, feminine hygiene products in the men’s room. I love, the tattletale hot line. I love, Tim!
In conclusion, I believe I could do without any songs regarding Tampon Tim and tools.
A true hater of the nation she hopes to demolish lead.
More and more of The Collective is expressing weariness of hate yourself America Commie Points. Commie Points just don't have the Che' Obama Mojo enticement of American suicide pact of the past, anymore. Thirty years ago, the jackalope was told in unquestionable terms that the USSA military is a bunch of baby killing rapists and general threat to pacifism. That no one questioned the unquestionable Commie Points explains the necessity of Trump's Woke Military Ad.
Current Truth™ is that previously unquestionable individuals repeating these worn and frayed Commie Points are being deplaned to the sound of USSA chants throughout the coach section. And, that plane was enroute to PORTLAND!
Does Kamala really have the gravitas to repeat these unquestionable Commie Points?
That would be no. Not even if she's even going to Portland to bury her Mother-in-Law.
*********UPDATE of Full Metal Approval of Trump Ad********
*********UPDATE of Full Metal Approval of Trump Ad********
This is a significant and enlightening endorsement from Vivian Kubrick, showing that her's is a voice of reason.
For those who don't know, she was the little girl in this scene from 2001: A Space Oddyssey:
And although she had no role in the film, she appeared (behind Jack Nicholson) as an "extra" in this scene from The Shining:
She was very close with her father and can reliably speak on his behalf.
So many comments to Vivian Kubrick‘s testimony about her father ask did she (we) understand FMJ. These people believe Vivian is a stranger to her own life experiences.
This insanity has gone full circle to Tampon Tim championing the opposite of the purpose of the United States Military as a Harris/Walz campaign plank.
This insanity has gone full circle to Tampon Tim championing the opposite of the purpose of the United States Military as a Harris/Walz campaign plank.
The Xweet is a bit misleading because the headline deceptively says "foes," while Trump actually said, "enemies from within," meaning leftist lunatics who would try to disrupt the elections (he doesn't have that power while a private citizen).
The left twisted this into a "proof" that Trump plans to use the military to go after his adversaries.
Note the same headline used by different far-left "news providers" moving in lockstep:
This insanity has gone full circle to Tampon Tim championing the opposite of the purpose of the United States Military as a Harris/Walz campaign plank.
The Xweet is a bit misleading because the headline deceptively says "foes," while Trump actually said, "enemies from within," meaning leftist lunatics who would try to disrupt the elections (he doesn't have that power while a private citizen).
The left twisted this into a "proof" that Trump plans to use the military to go after his adversaries.
Note the same headline used by different far-left "news providers" moving in lockstep:
Thanks for clarification. MQS and the jackalope go way back here in Texazistan, so there is partiality at play. At Texazistan's recent Convention the jackalope reminded MQS of an event at Capitol way back in early tea party days. The jackalope loaded up the minivan for the occasion. It was some inoccuous presentation regarding potential cost saving ideas languishing in Committee. Pretty nothing burger stuff, yet 'The Buses' delivered protestors to our formal request to the Legislature. Peace drums, painted faces, and prepared chants - the whole package. The jackalope reminded MQS of this long past event and noted how the same people in attendance are still saying the same thing, only more so. When the jackalope said 'Thank You' when receiving change when leaving the Capitol Parking Garage, the tax paid troll behind the glass told us to get our sh*t and get outta here. It was a real 'event' and then we all went to Abel's On The Lake for lunch.
10/16/2024, 12:05 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Busted!
Kamala is now confirmed to be a plagiarist! That puts her right up there with Harvard's Claudine Gay and Sherri Ann Charleston, Democrat Jamaal Bowman, UCLA's Natalie Perry, and a host of others.
Rather than wait for more revelations, let's get ahead of the game with some classic books Kamala may have plagiarized:
Kamala is now confirmed to be a plagiarist! That puts her right up there with Harvard's Claudine Gay and Sherri Ann Charleston, Democrat Jamaal Bowman, UCLA's Natalie Perry, and a host of others.
Rather than wait for more revelations, let's get ahead of the game with some classic books Kamala may have plagiarized:
If Kamala plagiarized A Wrinkle In The Passage Of Time — great Children’s Literature Seal of Approval — she’s possessed by sh*t and no longer in control of her mind.
This is a candidate for President of the USSA under the control of sh*t.
10/17/2024, 12:32 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Kamala's new mantra:
(it could have been larger but size constraints for GIFs are brutal)
10/17/2024, 2:17 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
10/17/2024, 2:32 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
I preemptively denounce myself for even thinking about posing this query feeling I could ask this question. As Candidate Kamala now pinky promises to "follow the law™", is this an admission that Vice President Kamala has been committing crimes bending the law up until this point? Or maybe at some future point in time? All of her "follow the law™" statements are couched in terms of doing so in an unspecified future.
I'll be waiting for an answer at the rail yard.
Oh, and "but Trump" is the answer for every question.
The rabid leftist TDS sufferers at MSNBC are so desperate to see Trump assassinated that they encouraged violence by projecting false and hateful slogans on the 8th Avenue Wall of Madison Square Garden Sunday:
The best antidote for propaganda is counter propaganda:
BTW, if you look up the Nancy Pelosi quote (3) at discredited and ridiculous Snopes, you'll see semantic gymnastics used in a pathetic attempt to claim that the quote is taken out of context. Weak!
How it feels when you enter a polling place in a Democratic-dominated district…
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
As I will be checking in “voters” at a precinct in “Give em’ Hell Harry” country, I can identify with the above illustration. Although I must say those clowns look almost friendly. The clowns I will encounter will remind me more of Pennywise or The Joker. (Not the Caesar Romero Joker either!) There has been quite a bit of violence at the early voting facilities in this general area. Who knows what kind of dance we will be doing next Tuesday? I can’t wait!
Bursting with anticipation in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
11/4/2024, 6:12 am
Colonel Obyezyana
On Sunday at an Atlanta bait-and-switch Bon Jovi concert that turned out to be a Democrat political rally, Doug Emhoff made this remark:
It's a safe bet that he enjoys reading a book in total silence.
Now the puppet has done her duty, we can start scheming to undermine Trumpler.
Release the viruses! Loot the treasury! Ramp up inflation! Let the recession rip!
All things old will be new again.
11/7/2024, 11:18 am
jackalopelipsky
11/8/2024, 6:00 am
Colonel Obyezyana
It's time to put this thread to bed and focus on other things, but here's one final post-election treat.
This is a before and after video of a smugly arrogant college poli-sci professor who embodies the disconnected liberal mindset:
11/8/2024, 12:13 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
I apologize for adding one more post to your terminated thread.
Although it is completely anecdotal, I think I have some bad news for the Poly-Sci Prof. I worked the election in a seriously Democrat leaning precinct. Give ‘em Hell Harry country. We had a record turn out. We also had a very large number of young, first time voters. Male and female. I was one of the people checking in the voters. Many of the new voters felt compelled to confess their intended voting sins to me. All who confessed whispered that they were voting for Trump. I was more than a little astounded.
I thought of one other thing the Good Professor failed to factor in: The overwhelming smug stupidity of liberal morons.
