The People's Cube - Political Satire

**12/9/2024, 8:15 am**

: Putin hates to see a grown Arab cry (unless he's torturing one).

In a clear exception to Russia's prevailing immigration policy, President-for-the Forseeable-Future Vlad Putin has granted asylum to a homeless Arab migrant with no future potential and no worthwhile skills outside of "strongman" (that singular position is filled for the forseeable future).

**12/9/2024, 3:52 pm**

Putin and Assad share a laugh over atrocities they committed in happier times.

**12/10/2024, 10:42 am**

: Bashar Al Assad shakes hands with Ambassador Boris Badunov under a plaque of the Republic of Pottsylvania featuring Double Crosses, Whynchatakea Peak and the motto, "Our Main Export Is Meanness."

**12/10/2024, 11:07 am**

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑
12/9/2024, 3:52 pm
Putin and Assad share a laugh over atrocities they committed in happier times.

Comrade, I have appropriated your photo as The Party™ has deemed it useful for additional satire propaganda purposes.

: In a traditional Syrian gesture of gratitude and humility, Bashar al Assad offers his left hand for Vladimir Putin to blow his nose in.

**12/10/2024, 11:12 am**

Breaking: Putin has personally given Assad a tour of his new high-rise apartment in Moscow. "The views are truly breathtaking," commented Putin.

**12/10/2024, 11:15 am**

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑
12/10/2024, 11:07 am

Komissar al-Blogunov wrote: ↑
12/9/2024, 3:52 pm
Putin and Assad share a laugh over atrocities they committed in happier times.

Comrade, I have appropriated your photo as The Party™ has deemed it useful for additional satire propaganda purposes.

With a heart filled with kollektive joy, I offer my services for the Greater Good™.

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