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The jackalope will take a corner slice of Texazistan beet sheet cake. Make it one of corners with a big Red Square of frosting, please.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 9:33 am

Looks like Tovar-ish Virgie has not been oppressed in a long, long time.

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No she hasn’t. But that doesn’t mean the jackalope doesn’t deserve the corner piece with one of the little frosted Red Squares. That leaves three corner pieces almost as good as the jackalope’s slice.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 10:44 am

No she hasn’t. But that doesn’t mean the jackalope doesn’t deserve the corner piece with one of the little frosted Red Squares. That leaves three corner pieces almost as good as the jackalope’s slice.

Here's the cake you ordered. Grab your corner.


Just don't make fun of it or leave it out in the rain since I don't think that I could take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 2:23 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 10:44 am

No she hasn’t. But that doesn’t mean the jackalope doesn’t deserve the corner piece with one of the little frosted Red Squares. That leaves three corner pieces almost as good as the jackalope’s slice.

Here's the cake you ordered. Grab your corner.



Just don't make fun of it or leave it out in the rain since I don't think that I could take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again.
 

Just TPC Cake the jackalope. All that RED is so glorious to the jackalope’s system. It’s makes living in Trump’s Concentration Camp located in the secret wilderness of Texazistan taste so un oppressive and joyful. Plus icing!

Don’t know if Viv has received her Red Handmaiden Burka for wearing in her local TDS Interment Camp, yet. That camp can get it’s own cake to melt in the rain.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 3:54 pm

Just TPC Cake the jackalope. All that RED is so glorious to the jackalope’s system. It’s makes living in Trump’s Concentration Camp located in the secret wilderness of Texazistan taste so un oppressive and joyful. Plus icing!

She want that cake, cake, cake cake....


 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I can't speak to the cake consumption of Comrade Virgie. However I sure looks like the red beans and rice didn't miss her.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 6:23 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I can't speak to the cake consumption of Comrade Virgie. However I sure looks like the red beans and rice didn't miss her.

Red Salmon

This is a job for AOC—she's the expert on cow farts.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 6:08 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 3:54 pm

Just TPC Cake the jackalope. All that RED is so glorious to the jackalope’s system. It’s makes living in Trump’s Concentration Camp located in the secret wilderness of Texazistan taste so un oppressive and joyful. Plus icing!

She want that cake, cake, cake cake....


 

Recently the jackalopes were enjoying dining at the Gulf of Texazistan shore when on the sound system a N-I-N tune for animals became Muzak. Yes, comrades. We’ve progressed that far into making fun happy events — something ugly and obscene.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 8:09 pm

Recently the jackalopes were enjoying dining at the Gulf of Texazistan shore when on the sound system a N-I-N tune for animals became Muzak. Yes, comrades. We’ve progressed that far into making fun happy events — something ugly and obscene.

I realized that the first time I heard The Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated" on the PA at a supermarket at 7 o'clock one morning.
 

She looks "food insecure".

Definition: In the last 24 hours, I desired food that was not immediately in front of me.

Question - has Fat Bastard ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 6:23 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I can't speak to the cake consumption of Comrade Virgie. However I sure looks like the red beans and rice didn't miss her.

Red Salmon

Red beans and rice?

Texas beet sprout transplanted to Baton Rouge first day of school cafeteria trauma - the cafeteria lady put my beans ON my rice, without even asking!! The jackalope coped and adapted but get your stream of truth.

Sister Bunny (Praeder-Willli Syndrome) had genetic eating disorder. She could teach Shop Lifting to Danny Ocean, if food were involved. Gaining her trust that my goal was to protect her from herself was the most rewarding experience. That Virgie has a tax funded forum to spread her message is offensive to the jackalope as it deceives the most vulnerable. This over eating nut job tax payment plan is ridiculous and obscene when compared to the weight struggle due to a genetic eating disorder.

Revolting on so many levels.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/20/2024, 6:49 pm

That Virgie has a tax funded forum to spread her message is offensive to the jackalope as it deceives the most vulnerable. This over eating nut job tax payment plan is ridiculous and obscene when compared to the weight struggle due to a genetic eating disorder.

Revolting on so many levels.

PRO TIP:

If you're trying to lose weight, every time you feel hungry, look at this picture of Rep. Rosa DeLauro...


It worked for this cat and it'll work for you, too.