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Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 10:18 am

Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 11:44 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 10:18 am

Breathe shallow, comrades, as a carefully worded memorandum of Homeland Security vapidity protects our communication systems from Chinese espionage.

 

That’s the same memorandum summary the jackalope forwarded to Laika’s Desk, Colonel O. Wait, does this mean secret TPC Telecommunications have been hacked by Chinese and they know what the jackalope’s crypto mind is concluding?

Maybe a couple of St. Mayorkas — Patron Saint of Administrative Leave candles —around the burrow just to throw non TPC agents off the jackalope’s trail of thought.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 4:11 pm

That’s the same memorandum summary the jackalope forwarded to Laika’s Desk, Colonel O. Wait, does this mean secret TPC Telecommunications have been hacked by Chinese and they know what the jackalope’s crypto mind is concluding?

No, it only means I neglected to stamp my watermark on it.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 6:03 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/19/2024, 4:11 pm

That’s the same memorandum summary the jackalope forwarded to Laika’s Desk, Colonel O. Wait, does this mean secret TPC Telecommunications have been hacked by Chinese and they know what the jackalope’s crypto mind is concluding?

No, it only means I neglected to stamp my watermark on it.

True. Frost was perfect foil to what we heard from the Mayorkas mouth.