The People's Cube - Political Satire

The Politico, which is a Party-backed pseudo-news rag, has broke the story that Joe is a shameless fraud and that John McCain, once again, has failed at properly vetting a knuckle-dragging rube bitterly clinging to his or her values.

[i]The Politico[/i], whoring for Obama as always, wrote: McCain discovers plumber no ordinary Joe
By CARRIE BUDOFF BROWN & AMIE PARNES
10/16/08 8:00 PM EDT

NEW YORK – John McCain hung his final presidential debate performance on an Ohio plumber who campaign aides never vetted.

A day after making Joseph Wurzelbacher famous, referencing him in the debate almost two dozen times as someone who would pay higher taxes under Barack Obama, McCain learned the fine print Thursday on the plumber's not-so-tidy personal story: He owes back taxes. He is not a licensed plumber. And it turns out that Wurzelbacher makes less than $250,000 a year, which means he would receive a tax cut if Obama were elected president.

Story Link: https://www.politico.com/news/stories/1008/14652_Page2.html

Love that Politico.

I think it is absolutely wonderful that our MSM is tearing down ordinary Americans who are not devout followers of Barack Obama. We will teach any and all that going against the collective -- and the MSM, especially -- will result in dire consequences. It is not enough to intimidate only conservative public figures; now we must go after those private citizens who support said conservative public figures.

I hope President Obama has the IRS take this little peon to the cleaners. Let the change begin! LET THE CHANGE BEGIN!

Comrade Chairman,

As always you are so correct. I don't even have to read your statement, but I do out of patriotic love--like paying higher taxes.

Also note that this "Plumber" isn't even real licensed Socialist Union member. I demand to know why he wasn't wearing his Labor Veteran Medal on his lapel!


Authentic Labor Veteran Medal from tax era of Jimmah Carter

It is because he is not a patriotic union labor plumber that wants to pay higher taxes to support his party.




Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

The Party has always been for the little guy - but some guys are just more little than others. It is only fair that we must belittle them to make them equally little with the rest of them.

We do it for all the LittleGuys(TM) and for the Children(TM). The difference between these two groups is practically indistinguishable.

where does one aquire this "wealth spread"

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote: I think it is absolutely wonderful that our MSM is tearing down ordinary Americans who are not devout followers of Barack Obama. We will teach any and all that going against the collective -- and the MSM, especially -- will result in dire consequences. It is not enough to intimidate only conservative public figures; now we must go after those private citizens who support said conservative public figures.

Well said, I commend your unflinching loyalty!

We must annihilate this traitorous money hoarding American. His wealth shall be confiscated, and shared amongst the people. These ordinary Americans indeed undermine the ideals we have labored so many years to achieve. He has no right to critisize Obama, and the media is right to demonstrate it's loyalty by undermining his character. If you defeat the man, you need not defeat his ideals!



The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation. - Lenin

Hopechange!

Comrade Chairman Punchenko,

A glorious article whose ripples of truth reach unto the furthest corners of conscience and geography! Only by breaking individual Americans can we rebuild them as One. With adequate funding, even our public schools will be able to produce the awareness-raised masses that can ejaculate in sincerity and unison: "Thank you, Comrade Obama! May I have another?"

Chairman Malenkov wrote:where does one aquire this "wealth spread"

Comrade Chairman,

I believe most of the proles stand on long lines, with proper entitlement papers, in the personal lubrication section of the State-Mart.

Since spreading the wealth is the socialist function and goal of the government, I am sure that well placed party members can get their wealth spread in the same fashion as usual--both directly from congress and from the helpful liberal lobby assistants.




Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities