The People's Cube - Political Satire

The Two-Minute Hate is a great way of letting off steam and condemning someone or something at the same time, plus, it's a game anyone can play without having to stick to a single topic.

I have a few in the oven but I'll start with this one…


I designed a new logo for the USAID and then DOGE shut it down. I HATE when that happens!

I also hate when I have to change a logo because of a torrent of new revelations.

I really like the idea of 2 minute hate. There is so much hate, and we're going to have 4 long years of it. This helps us focus and pace ourselves.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I don’t think feel I can do 2 Minutes Hate.  I don’t have the attention span.

Red Salmon

You can always use the short form, TPC Form 2'8 - Under 2-Minute Hate:


Example: 

I hate beta-male politicians who pathetically attempt to start up a lame chant at a gathering of unenthusiastic political zombies.

Yeah... here is another one.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/u ... c1c289635c

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 2:06 pm

Yeah... here is another one.

https://www.skynews.com.au/world-news/u ... c1c289635c

The embers of old hate die slowly. We certainly dodged a bullet last November.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 2:01 pm

You can always use the short form, TPC Form 2'8 - Under 2-Minute Hate:



Example: 

I hate beta-male politicians who pathetically attempt to start up a lame chant at a gathering of unenthusiastic political zombies.

Stop trying to recreate Woodstock. It just keeps getting lamer every time. Keep up with the Current Revolution, geezer Bolshevik.

May I hate on Jasmine Crocket’s riffin’ of mentally ill black women to prove she’s suffering for The Cause? Mental illness isn’t a character setting, and mimicking being a mentally ill black woman serving in Congress is disrespectful to everyone. Especially if private school educated.

She is a lawyer and actually passed a bar exam, can you believe that?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 3:06 pm

She is a lawyer and actually passed a bar exam, can you believe that?

Yes. So the mentally ill black woman crazy act should be viewed as inhumane and uncharitable. We call Mad Maxine, mad…because it’s sadly, true. When the untreated mentally ill black woman act is used for political posturing, it normalizes hell on the families persevering in grief and sorrow for their loved one.

Two minutes of hate may not be enough. Should the jackalope book another session?

Useless political hacks in Congress who waste the public's time and money by grandstanding dumb ideas to bolster their Party™ cred are detestible.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - I'm just a caveman, I don't understand all your modern... hang on, that's my cell."
Ah, the good old days when SNL was funny.
Make SNL Funny Again = MSFA! I'm having red hats made up for this.

I hate when people pronounce Fentanyl as Fentanol. Hack broadcast journalists don't know any better and just copy each other, but even people who should know better do it.

Kanye dropped some two minute hate this past week. Uh, not sure who or what it was directed at exactly, but it was definitely some hate.

I hate smarmy-looking guys who cultivate something on their faces that grows wild everywhere else (except the top of their heads).

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 2:01 pm

You can always use the short form, TPC Form 2'8 - Under 2-Minute Hate:



Example: 

I hate beta-male politicians who pathetically attempt to start up a lame chant at a gathering of unenthusiastic political zombies.

I hate beta-male grillers.  We all know the cheese goes on the grill first. 

Putin_on_the_Ritz wrote: ↑

2/10/2025, 3:58 pm

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/6/2025, 2:01 pm

You can always use the short form, TPC Form 2'8 - Under 2-Minute Hate:

I hate beta-male grillers.  We all know the cheese goes on the grill first. 

Sub-beta at best. If there's an iota male, he's the poster boy.
 

Heinous woman who speak with forked tongue:

Obstructionist news outlets that publicly leak confidential ICE raid plans to tip off  violent criminal aliens.

Since Jobs died, Apple has become woke, it blows off customer feedback and complaints, and every new update has flaws that take months to fix. And Time Machine still wont take me to the past or future!. I hate that!




 

There IS no fork in the road. Anyone saying there is, is a liar. Any candidate prefacing his stump speech referring to a fork in the road is a carpetbagging oligarch and on Bernie Sanders’ List. This fork in the road metaphor is a pundit, candidate, commentator catch phrase in an attempt to pretend knowledge about the future of the whole Collective.

Do not waste your precious time slash money listening to any talking heading media service discussing this non-existent fork in the roadways of your Collective. This falsemation is like having a governor over riding available speed. Stop thinking you’re going to hit the fork in the road, because there is no fork!.

Spiced-up headlines are detestable, and they're everywhere.

AMATEURISH, SUPERFLUOUS, SENSATIONALIZING CLICHÉS IN WEB HEADLINES:
 
BREAKING (or BREAKING EXCLUSIVE or LATE-BREAKING)
If news isn’t “breaking” it isn't called news. That's the nature of news. May be okay if interrupting a broadcast but useless on the web, where it will be forever archived as “Breaking” long after it broke.
 
DATELINE _______.
Antique leftover from the days of teletype wire-service story submissions being read over radio. Still used in print but a format not needed in web media. Not a headline preface, I just wanted to get it in here.
 
DEVELOPING
Seldom useful since an ongoing situation is usually recognizable to the reader. Forever archived as “Developing” long after it’s played out.
 
EXCLUSIVE
It means, “We said it first!”
Guess what? Nobody cares. Also, it can backfire if your much-repeated “exclusive” turns out to be false or in error.
 
EXPLOSIVE
If it’s an “explosive” piece of news, the headline wouldn’t need to be prefaced by “Explosive.”
 
HERE WE GO
Often said when a fight has just been provoked, but a well-written headline doesn’t need such a preface. It’s equivalent to “Grab some popcorn.”
 
HUGE
Reporter or editor tells you a story is huge. Maybe huge to them but maybe not for you.
 
INCOMING
Normally associated with bullet, mortar, artillery, rocket or missile fire; or mail; or messages;  or a person or group soon to replace another. It’s as useless as “Breaking” or “This just in” but looks even stupider in a headline.
 
IT BEGINS
A melodramatic way of saying, “Here we go” with a pthonic tone and aura of an impending Ragnarok. 
 
IT’S ON
Another superlative preface similar to “Here we go” and “It begins.”
 
LIVE
Only useful when actually “live,” but will be archived as “Live” long after it isn’t.
 
JUST IN (or THIS JUST IN)
May be okay for broadcast when an anchor is handed a sheet of paper but not okay for print or web, where it’s as irrelevant as “Breaking” and carries the same archive curse.
 
MUST READ
Presumably, the owners of a web news-service hope you’ll read all stories but they use this preface for only some stories. Don’t they see the marketing potential of adding “Must Read” to all stories? 
 
MUST SEE
Same as “Must read” except it applies to embedded videos. If the headline is well written, the reader can decide whether he “must see.”
 
NEW
Wow! Really? Something “New” in the news? Lame and the same as  “Just In,” “Breaking” or “Incoming.”
 
___ REAX TO ____
Ugly new non-word to replace “BLANK Reacts to BLANK” because why? Saving digital ink? Saving space? Or is it mangling language to look cool and edgy? 
 
REPORT:
The opposite of “Exclusive.” It tells the reader, “This is someone else’s exclusive.” Nobody cares! Give us a clean headline without the non-organic ingredients. 
 
SICK (or any other subjective adjective prefacing a headline)
Prefaces such as this are editorial opinion that needlessly taints the rest of an otherwise objective headline. 
 
TRAGIC NEWS
“Tragic” is among the most overused words in contemporary journalism (second only to “Iconic”). The reader can decide what’s tragic without being told. For example:
 
“30 Globalists Dead After 30-Seat Bus Drives Off Cliff” —NOT TRAGIC. 
 
“30 Globalists Dead After 31-Seat Bus Drives Off Cliff” —TRAGIC.
  
UPDATE
This is iffy. Do you start the headline with “Update” or  “Breaking Update,” or “Incoming Update,” or end it with “Update Just In”?
A fresh headline for every update negates these questions. 
 
WATCH
Another way of saying “There’s a vid in the article.” That’s something the reader will notice without an imperative in the headline. 

WTH
This editorializes the reporter's incredulity at his story, much as does "WTF"  and "YMBK," but using them without a question mark? WTH?
 
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP
If there’s anything we’ve learned about contemporary news media, it’s “YES, YOU CAN MAKE THIS UP” and often do.

Re:REAX

Word mangling is just the jackalope’s game, huckleberry. What makes headline authors think they can be as cool and edgy as the jackalope? Say, “When”…

Thank you for the handy list. I'll make sure these are used in all my reporting from now on.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 10:23 am

Re:REAX

Word mangling is just the jackalope’s game, huckleberry. What makes headline authors think they can be as cool and edgy as the jackalope? Say, “When”…

If 'pelipsky REAX TO "BLANK REAX TO BLANK," does it imply that 'pelipsky has used "BLANK REAX TO BLANK," somewhere? I've never seen the jackaplope do that here.

And what makes headline authors think? Nothing, evidently. Many appear unencumbered by such a bother.
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 10:29 am

Thank you for the handy list. I'll make sure these are used in all my reporting from now on.

You can't make this up: tragically, it's been updated twice already. Make sure you have the newest live, late-breaking, explosive list that's just in. It's huge and it's a must read! 

Side note:


Real example:


Got that? "An American and 76 people."

Another example—miss a little, miss a lot:


"their luxurious million Santa Fe mansion" ????

Yet another:


"Shirtwaste"

Still another:


You can unveil a statue but you must unfurl a flag.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 12:20 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 10:23 am

Re:REAX

Word mangling is just the jackalope’s game, huckleberry. What makes headline authors think they can be as cool and edgy as the jackalope? Say, “When”…

If 'pelipsky REAX TO "BLANK REAX TO BLANK," does it imply that 'pelipsky has used "BLANK REAX TO BLANK," somewhere? I've never seen the jackaplope do that here.

And what makes headline authors think? Nothing, evidently. Many appear unencumbered by such a bother.
 

All TRUE. The jackalope has survived headlines that deviate from facts included in article. Does any comrade know the torture of being a gulag’d middle school remedial reading teacher? Time served over 30 years for noticing communication via written word. The jackalope was well aware of middle schooling reading students possessing only a Post It Note Headline attention span, and for over 3 decades these students have been deprived of the jackalope’s instruction about headings and the content outlined in the article. Now, the editor doesn’t have a context clue, and his readers provide security for the gulag.

Ok, that was just over a minute of Two Minutes of Hate, More…

Back to fork in the road. If Twitter to X didn’t phase DOGE Bureaucrats to think about their road, ahead. What kind of matrix bubble misses that BIGLY fork in the road? Aren’t Democrats the ones able to read the sign language? The fork’s in the past. TPC is the future. There is no fork, comrades.

The jackalope debits next Two Minutes Hate session.

This guy, for extending a simple two-minute hate into hours, days, weeks, months and years.

Here he is, ordering two 3-gallon pots of chitlin's. You could almost smell his fetid breath through your screen.


 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/26/2025, 6:17 pm

This guy, for extending a simple two-minute hate into hours, days, weeks, months and years.
Here he is, ordering two 3-gallon pots of chitlin's. You could almost smell his fetid breath through your screen.

This clown?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... -trump-is/

Sane people in the mitten have been hating on that grifter for way more than two minutes.  It all started with his first hit piece "Roger & Me" and has gone steadily downhill since then.

Now he says illegal immigrants are the ones that will one day cure cancer?

What happened to the 'who will wash your dishes and cut your lawns' argument, I wonder?  Or will they be curing cancer while they cut our lawns?  Like Einstein working as a patent clerk while he puts together the Theory of Relativity.

So much talent we're just discarding back to third world countries.  Kinda makes you wonder why those countries were letting these super-geniuses leave in the first place...?
 

There is no fork!

Today is the last Two-Minute Hate for February, 2025, which will be superseded tomorrow by a Two-Minute Hate for March, 2025.


I hate that no one has ever noticed this before: