The People's Cube - Political Satire

Comrades, nothing is more GWONT than when two tax payer funded Departments go to war... with each other.


This advertisement for GWONT was posted in a convenience store restroom in Harris County, Texazistan. (Houston, and its sprawl) Taxpayers completely funded the advertisement declaring internecine war with fellow taxpayer funded ICE employees. GWONT enthusiasts are cheering for this Super Bowl conflict between the United States Postal Service team versus the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement team. All the eyes of Texazistan are watching as these two tax payer funded entities are focused on preliminary training for the upcoming BIGLY Event.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

This totally explains why the People’s Postal Service can deliver mail only two or three times each week.  Thank Marx the People’s Postal Service have their priorities in order.

Red Salmon

Relax, comrades, there is no internecine war, only the act of a hooligan.

Blank Priority Mail labels are easily obtained from the USSAPS and are often misused by subversive rascals who stamp the blank "From" address space with brief Cliff Note-like summaries of their lame manifestos.


Somehow, these wannabe rebels appear to think the USSAPS logo adds a cachet of anarchy. Either that or they're too cheap to go to Walmart and shoplift  a ream of 8" x 10" sticker sheets (you can actually fit two of them into the front of your pants…I've heard). 

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/5/2025, 1:16 pm

Relax, comrades, there is no internecine war, only the act of a hooligan.

Blank Priority Mail labels are easily obtained from the USSAPS and are often misused by subversive rascals who stamp the blank "From" address space with brief Cliff Note-like summaries of their lame manifestos.



Somehow, these wannabe rebels appear to think the USSAPS logo adds a cachet of anarchy. Either that or they're too cheap to go to Walmart and shoplift  a ream of 8" x 10" sticker sheets (you can actually fit two of them into the front of your pants…I've heard). 

 

While you are most assuredly kkkorrect, the thought of a GWONT War was so vivid in the jackalope’s mind that she hoped it was true. We paid for that hooliganism, but then we always do. That’s what makes communism work. (sic)

More information on this GWONT hooliganism from the area’s Representative. Trump’s dastard ideas and dastardly deeds must be impeached at once.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/5/2025, 1:57 pm

More information on this GWONT hooliganism from the area’s Representative. Trump’s dastard ideas and dastardly deeds must be impeached at once.

Cut him a break, he's only trying to promote his new album. Hasn't had a hit since 1973.