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2/8/2025, 5:39 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Comrades,
I know it's been some time since I've corresponded with my comrades in the USSA but it's been because I have been overwhelmingly Burdened™ by what has been commonly referred to as Hate™ speech. But now I am Unburdened By What Has Been™. The wardens of the Southern Paradise Gulag™ have decreed an ordinance banning all Hate™ speech, ensuring that all Haters™ are condemned referred to attitude realignment surgery in the nearest solitary confinement wings of the aforementioned gulag for up to 7 years of re-education in the art of Love™.
Yes, comrades. Love™ does win, in the end. The greatest of all these is Love™. With the abolition of Hate™ speech, we will now only ever hear expressions of Love™ emanating from the mouths of our fellow inmates comrades.
The wonderful thing about this wonderful new ordinance is that there doesn't even need to be the Intent™ of Hateful™ rhetoric. All that needs to be is that a fellow inmate comrade feels that your rhetoric is Hateful™ and could incite Violence™. This is such a wonderful Standard™. The wardens, are of course, exempt from this ordinance. It's only to cover the inmates comrades.
A new era of Love™ and comity has been birthed on the shores of the Southern Paradise Gulag. Hate™ has been abolished, once and for all. Let the celebrations begin. Beet vodka is on the house. Out of reach.
2/9/2025, 5:35 am
jackalopelipsky
It occurs to the jackalope that curse words involving sexual activity will inevitably lead to hard time. The Prison Colony mindset never ends.
2/9/2025, 6:47 am
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑2/9/2025, 5:35 am
It occurs to the jackalope that curse words involving sexual activity will inevitably lead to hard time. The Prison Colony mindset never ends.
This is true, comrade 'pelipsky. This is still a penal colony. A beautiful one but still the Southern Paradise Gulag.
2/10/2025, 11:53 am
Panem Et Circenses
2/10/2025, 2:58 pm
jackalopelipsky
Enough about Australian schoolboys who haven’t assaulted girls, yet. What’s Australian love action plan for this?
2/10/2025, 4:00 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
This new Love Speech Law sounds like a perfect solution to the problem of what to do with those remote yet expensive COVID Quarantine Camps. Those terrific assets setting there in the Outback unused must have really been weighing heavily on the Collective Party Mind™. It was a real shame no one was forced allowed to enjoy the sumptuous accommodation. Leave it up The Party™ to find a solution to this pressing problem. In fact, I would wager that the number of those "volunteering" to attend these re-education sessions will be so great that even MORE remote facilities will have to be constructed.
If shovel sales in Australia aren't brisk, they should be.
Seeing opportunities in The Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
2/10/2025, 5:13 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Red Salmon wrote: ↑2/10/2025, 4:00 pm
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
This new Love Speech Law sounds like a perfect solution to the problem of what to do with those remote yet expensive COVID Quarantine Camps. Those terrific assets setting there in the Outback unused must have really been weighing heavily on the Collective Party Mind™. It was a real shame no one was
forced allowed to enjoy the sumptuous accommodation. Leave it up The Party™ to find a solution to this pressing problem. In fact, I would wager that the number of those "volunteering" to attend these re-education sessions will be so great that even MORE remote facilities will have to be constructed.
If shovel sales in Australia aren't brisk, they should be.
Seeing opportunities in The Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
Comrade Red Salmon, interesting that you should raise this matter. Let it be known that the most popular Benevolent™ government CONVID resort was a seaside facility on the most appropriately named Christmas Island, where Santa comes every evening, to check if you're naughty or nice, and it's Christmas every day. The Love™ of our Benevolent™ government never ceases to amaze and is never truly appreciated.
2/10/2025, 5:39 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade KKK,
I made it to Christmas Island during my misspent youth. We were carrying some not overly pleased Congressional Junket Members™ on a taxpayer funded vacation vitally important diplomatic mission. They were less than pleased because our aircraft was small, not luxurious in the least, and had propellers. How Gauche!
Is the Benevolent™ government COVID resort located anywhere near the Christmas Island Immigration Detention Center facility? It’s just that the spy map program that shall not be named does not label the aforementioned resort.
Red Salmon
2/10/2025, 6:29 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Red Salmon wrote: ↑2/10/2025, 5:39 pm
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade KKK,
I made it to Christmas Island during my misspent youth. We were carrying some not overly pleased Congressional Junket Members™ on a
taxpayer funded vacation vitally important diplomatic mission. They were less than pleased because our aircraft was small, not luxurious in the least, and had propellers. How Gauche!
Is the Benevolent™ government COVID resort located anywhere near the Christmas Island Immigration Detention Center facility? It’s just that the spy map program that shall not be named does not label the aforementioned resort.
Red Salmon
Comrade Red Salmon, it's the exact same resort.
2/12/2025, 9:25 am
jackalopelipsky
Maybe it's time for creation of a Culturally Safe Australian Cursing Insult Chart, like that piss pocket whanker of a thought criminal, Shakespeare.
2/12/2025, 9:33 am
Zampolit Blokhayev
All Progressives™ know that if you eliminate Hatespeak™ it will eliminate Hate™! Just like the Weimar Republic did after 1923.
2/12/2025, 4:41 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑2/12/2025, 9:33 am
All Progressives™ know that if you eliminate Hatespeak™ it will eliminate Hate™! Just like the Weimar Republic did after 1923.
Terrible analogy, comrade. The Weimar Republic didn't import tens of thousands of Loving™ Arab Muslims from Gaza. There's simply no comparison.
2/12/2025, 5:00 pm
jackalopelipsky
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑2/12/2025, 4:41 pm
Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑2/12/2025, 9:33 am
All Progressives™ know that if you eliminate Hatespeak™ it will eliminate Hate™! Just like the Weimar Republic did after 1923.
Terrible analogy, comrade. The Weimar Republic didn't import tens of thousands of Loving™ Arab Muslims from Gaza. There's simply no comparison.
Oh, it’s this kind of HATELOVE goin’ on.
That’s different than LOVEHATE slurs about intimate sexual behavior.
2/12/2025, 5:26 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Indeed. Canada is under siege. The Orange Man What Is Bad™ has slapped them down with a 25% tariff threat and now they have to send 10,000 troupes to the border to guard against the incoming Americans fleeing the tyranny of the Assault™ on Democracy™. They will have a gay old time.
2/14/2025, 9:20 am
jackalopelipsky
Preventing Hate through Love in New South Wales.
2/14/2025, 10:42 am
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑2/14/2025, 9:20 am
Preventing Hate through Love in New South Wales.
Indeed, Comrade 'pelipsky, the Party™ commissars of the union are busily defending the Religion of Peace™ from the community backlash against their Expressions of Love™, or at least, not Hate™, for the Jewish people. The poor Islamist souls have been temporarily banished from the beet fields for joking around. Such a Tragedy™. There is some dispute as to whether or not they have volunteered for 7 years at an Art of Love™ resort or perhaps be employed as tutors in the Art of Love™. There is an up coming federal election this year and the Islamist vote is competing with the Jewish vote for the attention of the politburo. Another example of why elections are disruptive to Party™ functions.
2/14/2025, 11:27 am
Panem Et Circenses
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑2/14/2025, 9:20 am
Preventing Hate through Love in New South Wales.
I think they're right to call it out. Islamophobia is real. I'm afraid of Muslims - they're getting to be a leading cause of death, I think, just behind cancer and car accidents.
These are just the few most recent I found in a brief search on Breitbart only:
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/0 ... n-germany/
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/0 ... in-sweden/
https://www.breitbart.com/news/rushdie- ... -stabbing/
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2025/0 ... or-attack/
https://www.breitbart.com/asia/2025/01/ ... ng-tiktok/
3/14/2025, 3:10 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Combining car accidents with Islamist motivated parking mishaps is certainly efficient.
3/14/2025, 4:08 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade KKK,
When I read your initial post in this thread I instantly imagined a frenzy of finger pointing activity. The local targets abound. It would have quickly turned into a lesson in “Hunting’s not so much fun when the rabbit’s got the gun.” Has any of this occurred in the Southern Paradise Gulag? If not, it should. With a vengeance.
Agitating in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
3/14/2025, 4:22 pm
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt
Red Salmon wrote: ↑3/14/2025, 4:08 pm
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade KKK,
When I read your initial post in this thread I instantly imagined a frenzy of finger pointing activity. The local targets abound. It would have quickly turned into a lesson in “Hunting’s not so much fun when the rabbit’s got the gun.” Has any of this occurred in the Southern Paradise Gulag? If not, it should. With a vengeance.
Agitating in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
There was a time when this was a feature of the landscape. I grew up with it being so. Unfortunately, due to manufactured fear of jackalopes, the means of shooting bunnies, without consequence, is seriously diminished. There are efforts being made to rectify this issue but there are many constipated rectums holding tight against all enamas, foreign and domestic.
3/15/2025, 8:19 am
jackalopelipsky
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑3/14/2025, 4:22 pm
Red Salmon wrote: ↑3/14/2025, 4:08 pm
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade KKK,
When I read your initial post in this thread I instantly imagined a frenzy of finger pointing activity. The local targets abound. It would have quickly turned into a lesson in “Hunting’s not so much fun when the rabbit’s got the gun.” Has any of this occurred in the Southern Paradise Gulag? If not, it should. With a vengeance.
Agitating in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
There was a time when this was a feature of the landscape. I grew up with it being so. Unfortunately, due to manufactured fear of jackalopes, the means of shooting bunnies, without consequence, is seriously diminished. There are efforts being made to rectify this issue but there are many constipated rectums holding tight against all enamas, foreign and domestic.
Fear of manufactured jackalopes is a wild taxidermist nightmare. How’s a taxidermist supposed to pay the mortgage if Australians can’t shoot the bunnies? Australia has lost its collective mind. No wonder gangaroos are so brazen on street corners.