I hate seeing someone blow an opportunity for a great lunch by treating his hosts like the wait staff.
Not satisfied with a la carte, guy in pajamas insists on special order.
3/1/2025, 8:23 am
Red Zeppelin
I found the whole thing refreshing. President Trump and Vance not mincing words and basically saying, “Let’s cut the bulls#it, talk facts and get something done”, with a healthy dose of, “let’s be clear who is in charge here”.
President Trump is not a politician - he’s a successful businessman with a history of being a badass negotiator.
Like I said, refreshing. No mealy-mouthed political doublespeak nonsense.
3/1/2025, 9:42 am
Colonel Obyezyana
I loathe when people make a poor choice of words or phrasing because it sets the stage for further misunderstanding.
Is the reporter's use of "arrogant" and "mocks" justifiable? Yes, from an American point of view, because we consider a suit as formal business wear, not something worn at Halloween parties and Mardi Gras parades.
He could have worn a suit but it didn't suit him.
What about Z's use of the word, "costume"? In all fairness, "costume" is the word for a business suit in both Ukrainian and Russian. But that leads us to ponder why Z—who speaks English well enough to know how "costume" is used in English—chose not to use the word "suit."
I loathe when people make a poor choice of words or phrasing because it sets the stage for further misunderstanding.
Is the reporter's use of "arrogant" and mocking justifiable? Yes, from an American point of view, because we consider a suit as formal business wear, not something worn at Halloween parties and Mardi Gras parades.
What about Z's use of the word, "costume"? In all fairness, "costume" is the word for a business suit in both Ukrainian and Russian. But that leads us to ask why Z—who speaks English well enough to know how "costume" is used in English—chose not to use the word "suit."
Nothing the jackalope hates more than a war of words.
3/1/2025, 1:20 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
WARNING: The lyrics of the linked song are NOT safe for work or pretty much anywhere else. Nor are they suitable for those with delicate sensibilities (or anyone else).
I HATE that this song is not more popular or well known. It would have been perfect for the last election cycle. I also HATE that the link includes a crass commercial that fortunately can be skipped. I particularly HATE that I will never be clever enough to write awesome lyrics like this. Finally, I HATE that I have the arbitrary limit of 2 minutes to get in all my HATE. It is so hard to squeeze all the HATE into that short a time.
WARNING: The lyrics of the linked song are NOT safe for work or pretty much anywhere else. Nor are they suitable for those with delicate sensibilities (or anyone else).
I HATE that this song is not more popular or well known. It would have been perfect for the last election cycle. I also HATE that the link includes a crass commercial that fortunately can be skipped. I particularly HATE that I will never be clever enough to write awesome lyrics like this. Finally, I HATE that I have the arbitrary limit of 2 minutes to get in all my HATE. It is so hard to squeeze all the HATE into that short a time.
WARNING: The lyrics of the linked song are NOT safe for work or pretty much anywhere else. Nor are they suitable for those with delicate sensibilities (or anyone else).
I HATE that this song is not more popular or well known. It would have been perfect for the last election cycle. I also HATE that the link includes a crass commercial that fortunately can be skipped. I particularly HATE that I will never be clever enough to write awesome lyrics like this. Finally, I HATE that I have the arbitrary limit of 2 minutes to get in all my HATE. It is so hard to squeeze all the HATE into that short a time.
OK, I feel better now.
Reveling in my 2 minutes in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
The jackalope hates that she was enjoying the Hate Eight Paste Song and then found out there was hate for antlers! The jackalope Hate 8 Pastes back for that hate. Cured Red Salmon was knowingly hating on antlered species, and that induced the jackalope into a Two Minute limited edition Hate Session - not covered by insurance. Even more Hate 8 Paste is needed, and that’s hateful, too! When the hate comes out of your own wallet, oh comrades… HATE.
On a happier Hate 8 Paste note, try using Hate 8 Paste before going to bed, and watch the bloated weight of your brain dissipate like magic. Amazing product! Just a quarter tablespoon before bed check every night. The jackalope can wear her skinny Tin Foil hat! Even in the midst of Texazistan’s Independence from Mexico’s restructuring of private property ownership only to be property taxed out of independence by House RINOS Day! Hate 8 Paste Square‘d.
3/2/2025, 2:08 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
I denounce The Great Reset and globalist New World Orderism for the continued effort to bamboozle humans into eating bugs in order to "save the planet." Save it from what? Fake climate change? Baloney!
The real goal of the Davos Junta is to depopulate Earth from eight billion to a manageable few million proles, whose only purpose will be to serve as laborers for a tiny bourgeois oligarchy, and the easiest way to do it is by reducing food supplies before cutting them off entirely.
Why else does Bill Gates own most of U.S. farmland? Why else is the CCP buying up U.S. farms and the meat-processing industry? Why else are chicken farms bursting into flames while another gain-of-function bird flu is spreading? It's to get us accustomed to eating bugs while they control and dismantle food production before dropping a worldwide Holodomor.
Recently, the U.K. has been urging that we should east less meat to maintain depopulation and control sustainability goals. And Brazil's socialist dictator has suggested eating bugs to mitigate his nation's food crisis.
Screw that! Some may be gullible enough to believe in the threat of cow farts and the non-sustainability of cattle raising, but not me and likely not you either. Most of us are omniivores who lean meatward, not insectivores, and we have only one use for vegatarians:
We outnumber the forces of Globalism that would deprive us of the animal- based diet we've evolved to enjoy. Just look at this totally random carefully selected scientifical sampling of what the world eats:
It seems that we can't simply bury the climate crisis deception, we'll need to hammer a steak stake into it's corpse to pin it in its coffin. That will free us to eat the tasty, nutritious animals of our choice, and mine is beef!
3/2/2025, 5:38 pm
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates students of politics who think they don’t have to show up for lectures because they already know what the lecture material is and could pass a Pop Test 100%. The jackalope just hates students like this. They are not interested in learning anything. When attending class, these students flood the zone with lies, so that students who want to learn, can’t. That really stokes some hate for this breed of student, within the jackalope’s heart, comrades. Students being able to mess with another beet sprout’s safe Learning environment has gone on so long we don’t even recognize the unteachable student’s disruptive behavior.
Listen to this unteachable student explain why he’s ditching Trump’s required by Constitution lecture on The State of The Union. He already has reasons why the Pop Test after with questions about facts stated in the lecture, is irrelevant, and probably unconstitutional.
The jackalope hates this kind of student behavior. That the above unteachable student is allowed to disrupt the minds of potential students considering doing some homeschooling about State of The Union, while sitting by their firesides, and here’s the unteachable student of politics sharing his thoughts on newshoe television …that infuriates the jackalope. Disruptive, unteachable students spreading their failing disruptive unteachable ideas to prevent learning from occurring on a Newshoe Media, now that earns jackalope laser hatred.
The jackalope hates students of politics who think they don’t have to show up for lectures because they already know what the lecture material is and could pass a Pop Test 100%. The jackalope just hates students like this. They are not interested in learning anything. When attending class, these students flood the zone with lies, so that students who want to learn, can’t. Students being able to mess with another beet sprout’s safe Learning environment has gone on so long we don’t even recognize the unteachable student’s disruptive behavior.
The unteachable student is allowed to disrupt the minds of potential students …Disruptive, unteachable students spreading their failing disruptive unteachable ideas to prevent learning
Unteachable students later advance to become unteaching teachers and college professors. It's a hateful part of the cultural rot that's been choking worthwhile education in the USSA.
The jackalope hates students of politics who think they don’t have to show up for lectures because they already know what the lecture material is and could pass a Pop Test 100%. The jackalope just hates students like this. They are not interested in learning anything. When attending class, these students flood the zone with lies, so that students who want to learn, can’t. Students being able to mess with another beet sprout’s safe Learning environment has gone on so long we don’t even recognize the unteachable student’s disruptive behavior.
The unteachable student is allowed to disrupt the minds of potential students …Disruptive, unteachable students spreading their failing disruptive unteachable ideas to prevent learning
Unteachable students later advance to become unteaching teachers and college professors. It's a hateful part of the cultural rot that's been choking worthwhile education in the USSA.
For this reason, the jackalope is gulag prisoner.
Chris Murphy is dangerous to the public forum classroom. His acting out, ditching class lecture, making up dissembling answers in advance just to prevent instruction deserves the derision due to an acting out middle schooler making learning unsafe for another beet sprout. We can’t hate this kind of politics, enough. When we hate enough, all beet sprouts thrive.
Dumb move. She should have majored in Sight-Challenged Pre-columbian Free-Flowing Vegan Sustainable Anti-Patriarchal Lesbian Interpretive Dance.
3/4/2025, 7:40 am
Colonel Obyezyana
No love for clowns who avoid the root cause of an injustice by hiding it under a heap of false virtues and then threatening those suffering the injustice.
Ontario Premier Doug Ford
This so-called "conservative," the Premier of Ontario, overstepped his provincial authority to represent all of Canada in deviously condemning American tariffs.
The problem with this shit-talker is that he saturates the issue with wonderful and vital things innocent Canada does for America. But if you precede every point he makes with…
“Yes, Canada is still letting fentanyl and criminal migrants cross our border and illegally enter America, but…”
…it becomes clear he's obfuscating to avoid culpability for über-liberal Canada's policy of funneling fentanyl and criminal migrants over its border and into the US—the very reason for the tariffs.
Dumb move. She should have majored in Sight-Challenged Pre-columbian Free-Flowing Vegan Sustainable Anti-Patriarchal Lesbian Interpretive Dance.
That’s right, Colonel O. Texazistan’s Agricultural & Mechanical University would hire her as Geography Professor with those qualifications.
GEOG 201 Introduction to Human Geography
Credits 3. 3 Lecture Hours. (GEOG 1302) Introduction to Human Geography. A survey of the major systems of man-land relations of the world and their dissimilar developments; the processes of innovation, diffusion, and adaptation stressed with regard to changing relationships between people and their environment; also taught at Galveston campus.
Galveston is a great place to relax and learn. The constant sound of the surf is already like sandblasting the mind….uuuhhh what was the jackalope thinking….
No love for clowns who avoid the root cause of an injustice by hiding it under a heap of false virtues and then threatening those suffering the injustice.
This so-called "conservative," the Premier of Ontario, overstepped his provincial authority to represent all of Canada in deviously condemning American tariffs.
The problem with this shit-talker is that he saturates the issue with wonderful and vital things innocent Canada does for America. But if you precede every point he makes with…
“Yes, Canada is still letting fentanyl and criminal migrants cross our border and illegally enter America, but…”
…it becomes clear he's obfuscating to avoid culpability for über-liberal Canada's policy of funneling fentanyl and criminal migrants over its border and into the US—the very reason for the tariffs.
The jackalope hates that first thought was, “Good! More whiskey and bourbon for us!”
The jackalope hates that first thought was, “Good! More whiskey and bourbon for us!”
True. And it forces Canadians to make a choice: go back to drinking Aqua Velva or sober up and toss out their failing leftist government or become the 51st State.
3/4/2025, 9:11 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates that the government of the Andaman Islands isn't accepting Islamic migrants and refugees. The Andaman Island government is letting the governments of islands such as Ireland and England do all the resettling. The government of the Andaman Islands needs to join the international civilized community and do its part in this humanitarian crisis.
The jackalope hates that the government of the Andaman Islands isn't accepting Islamic migrants and refugees.
These wild men of Andaman need to stop being so selfish and accept that Islamist migrants taste just as good if not better than Christian missionaries
Exactly.
And while still within my Two Minutes of Hate, the jackalope RE’s to previous viral hate on disruptive students preventing learning for other beet sprouts who want to learn, observe the time is money effort to record pre-written dissembling answers to State of The Union lecture Pop Test.
These wild men of Andaman need to stop being so selfish and accept that Islamist migrants taste just as good if not better than Christian missionaries
Exactly.
And while still within my Two Minutes of Hate, the jackalope RE’s to previous viral hate on disruptive students preventing learning for other beet sprouts who want to learn, observe the time is money effort to record pre-written dissembling answers to State of The Union lecture Pop Test.
Middle school tactics, comrades.
Ha,ha! I am appropriating and re-distributing your video link.
These wild men of Andaman need to stop being so selfish and accept that Islamist migrants taste just as good if not better than Christian missionaries
Exactly.
And while still within my Two Minutes of Hate, the jackalope RE’s to previous viral hate on disruptive students preventing learning for other beet sprouts who want to learn, observe the time is money effort to record pre-written dissembling answers to State of The Union lecture Pop Test.
Middle school tactics, comrades.
Ha,ha! I am appropriating and re-distributing you video link.
The jackalope is so glad you see this middle school attempt to disrupt learning from the President’s lecture for other beet sprouts beet sprouts, too. That means the copycat cheater tactic on display isn’t just in the jackalope’s mind!
3/5/2025, 9:55 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates hearing a 200 year old man complaining about not receiving his Social Security check.
3/5/2025, 11:08 am
Colonel Obyezyana
I hate that the Democrats were so darned honest last night.
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3/6/2025, 6:39 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates being forced to take seriously a crazy lady wearing vintage 1950’s cat glasses ranting about her fear of returning to 1950’s America.
3/6/2025, 7:31 am
Colonel Obyezyana
I hate how this guy is still hanging around after all these years.
3/6/2025, 9:19 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates tough Democrat Women who can’t define what a woman is so that non women can do whatever in The Women’s Room. The jackalope hates their pretense of strength.
The jackalope hates tough Democrat Women who can’t define what a woman is so that non women can do whatever in The Women’s Room. The jackalope hates their pretense of strength.
3/6/2025, 1:20 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
I have some HATE to share. I HATE tone deaf Veteran Affairs Secretaries. His message broadcasts his dedication to serve EVERYONE but Veterans. Secretary Collins says he is going to "make the department work better for the Veterans, families, caregivers, and survivors" the VA is charged with serving. The plan will be put together by Career VA Employees, Senior Executives, and Top VA Leaders. Notice anything missing? Like maybe input from the Veterans, families, caregivers, and survivors? I bet that any "solutions" put in place will benefit the Career VA Employees, Senior Executives, and Top VA Leaders. If anything benefiting the Veterans, families, caregivers, and survivors happens, it will be totally by accident. This will be nothing but more of the same. BOHICA!
And for the most equally esteemed comrade Jackalopelipsky: To the politicians in the video you so thoughtfully posted, You terrify me Princess.
Disgruntled but not surprised in the Current Truth™,
The jackalope hates tough Democrat Women who can’t define what a woman is so that non women can do whatever in The Women’s Room. The jackalope hates their pretense of strength.
The jackalope hates that you had to puke, Colonel O. Just hates it! The jackalope has to take meds that do same thing to a system as these obnoxious women out of depth control. And, comrade, you probably hadn’t had your second cup of chicory beet special ground peel, yet. So, deeply does the jackalope feel for your pain, and just sucks on that great beautiful straw in the tube of HATE 8 Paste, like it was a March 2 Minutes of TPC Hate green mint milkshake. Here’s to you feeling a whole lot better about your gorilla self, soon. The SUB Waffle House can increase inventory of Kentucky products. See, good things are happening to spite all the recipients of our Two Minutes of Hate. Which means we should HATE even more here at The People’s Cube.
So, yes Red Salmon, the jackalope joins you in hating the leeches on our Veterans. Just eeewwww…disgusting sucking on funds between a veteran’s health and receipts of care. The jackalope hates that we even have to discuss this matter. Just HATES that since Jane Fonda, it’s moral to rag on your own soldiers…free speech! This is not moral high ground territory anymore. This has allowed contempt and cynicism to hit Veterans from all sides, where lawyers advertise that Veterans have already been mistreated, to leech off the veteran’s wallet. Leeches!
Leeches are so 18th Century. Bernie Sanders is from the 18th Century and he’s from leech species. Bernie Sanders is probably a leech on Veteran Care, as well. He’s already got his mouth hooked to the administrative funding process and is just looking for a veteran to complete his leeching program. Leeching is extremely primitive form of care when compared to today’s practice of patient care. It’s just gross, and the jackalope hates the application of leeches! On any Comrade, and especially within Veteran Services.
Don’t be leeched, comrades.
Jackalopelipsky hears the pips ticking
3/6/2025, 6:01 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Although this thread is for 2-Minute H8, one can H8 something without being H8ful and I love what I'm seeing:
3/6/2025, 6:44 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
Um, 2 Minutes Love… Huh… Best 2 Minutes of their lives?
Quietly moving upstream in the Current Truth™,
Red Salmon
3/7/2025, 9:38 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope H8s that mad scientists are milking bugs like it was a good thing. Keeping bugs out of our food supply is what set civilization apart from sh*thole status. Why do we need to award grants to mad scientists? This is clearly an Abby Normal brain Trust.
3/7/2025, 9:52 am
jackalopelipsky
Let’s have a Two Minute Collective Love In, comrades.
3/7/2025, 10:24 am
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,
I’ll bite.
I had no idea cockroaches had mammary glands.
I would ask the woman, “Do you kiss your Mother with that mouth?”
The jackalope hates tough Democrat Women who can’t define what a woman is so that non women can do whatever in The Women’s Room. The jackalope hates their pretense of strength.
The jackalope H8s that mad scientists are milking bugs like it was a good thing. Keeping bugs out of our food supply is what set civilization apart from sh*thole status. Why do we need to award grants to mad scientists? This is clearly an Abby Normal brain Trust.
I've hated this Globalist scam since March of 2022...
...and I still do.
3/8/2025, 10:26 am
Colonel Obyezyana
I hate when comrades post the same reply by accident because they use shitty phones.
Fixed, but thanks for noticing, Spooky, considering I'd changed nothing but the resolution.
3/9/2025, 8:44 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates that the nonpartisan media has been so decimated by Trump that our youth aren’t dumbed down enough to enjoy the cockroach milk bug eating future the nonpartisan media offers their lives.
3/9/2025, 1:53 pm
Red Square
Apologies for showing up late to this thread - honestly, the whole thing has been too depressing to discuss.
I saw the White House meeting as masterclass in mutual misjudgment, where everyone managed to lose. It was a comedy of errors minus the comedy. The only winners here are Putin and the Democrats. Unless, of course, the whole spectacle was some 4D chess move to make Putin trust Trump. I know it's a stretch, but not entirely impossible. If that’s the case, well, maybe there’s a sliver of a silver lining.
Meanwhile, the diplomatic corps in Ukraine is about as useful as a chocolate éclair in a bowl of borsht. Instead of doing their jobs, they snuggled up to the Dems and let the Trump team wade into a swamp of Russian lobbyists, unchecked. That’s on them. They also didn’t bother properly briefing Zel or handling a million other obvious tasks. And then there’s Oxana Markarova, Ukraine’s ambassador to the U.S.—practically a Democratic Party operative at this point, shaping U.S.-Ukraine relations like it's her personal pet project. Let’s not even get into where all that USAID money has been going. This has been a parade of follies, minus the fun costumes.
Speaking of costumes, I myself used to call suits “costumes” because that’s the word for them in the old country. That’s what’s known as a "false friend of interpreter." I eventually learned to say “suit,” but Zel clearly hasn’t. He thought his English was up to the task, but it wasn’t. He struggled to express himself, missed cultural nuances, and sometimes flat-out didn’t understand what was being said. I've been there myself, it's stressful as hell. Add jet lag and the weight of leading a country at war, and you’ve got a disaster of a conversation.
Zel should’ve brought an interpreter. That would’ve bought him time to formulate his points better and smoothed out the inevitable awkward moments. Again, that failure falls on his diplomatic team.
Then there’s the bad move of meeting with the Dems before stepping into the White House (again, obviously arranged for him by ambassador Markarova). They filled his head with bad advice, and instead of just signing a pre-arranged deal, he derailed things with talk of security guarantees. He basically put the cart before the horse, since typically, it’s the recipient of investments who offers guarantees, not the other way around. The fact that Trump even floated the minerals deal suggests he’s looking for a way to help and to end the fighting, since most of those resources are in the war zone.
Zel also shouldn’t have tried to corner Trump into declaring loyalty and denouncing Putin. Trump’s playing the “neutral mediator” card is his whole shtick, and so pushing him on that was yet another blunder in this festival of missteps.
Vance also shouldn't have acted like an arrogant bully. That was inappropriate, no matter what. And here we arrive to the false claim mentioned on this thread, that Zel cursed at Vance. That seems like an invention of a Russian propagandist designed to turn the tables and describe Zel as the one acting inappropriately. Zel did open his mouth, but I tried my hardest to make out what he said – and I couldn't make out the words, especially that his lip movements didn't match the alleged phrase. So "hearing" that specific insult seems more like wishful thinking from someone with an agenda.
A friends had asked me about this issue, referring to a viral tweet to that effect. I gave him this response, which I later tweeted as a comment. My response also went viral, bringing in a swarm of negative replies from the usual crowd. Because, of course, that’s how this works.
As someone who speaks both Russian and Ukrainian, let me clarify:
1. The video doesn’t clearly capture what Zel said. It could be anything, but if someone wants to interpret it as a curse, they will.
2. Even if he did say it, the phrase in question is more of an exasperated exclamation, like "Oh, f* me."** It would only be an insult if said directly to someone’s face, not muttered under one’s breath. Just like the English F-word, context and delivery matter.
3. The phrase exists in both languages and is pronounced exactly the same way. With just two words, you wouldn’t even know whether it was in Ukrainian or Russian.
What adds to my disappointment is seeing so many people on our side - who pride themselves on being independent thinkers and mock the other side as "sheeple" - suddenly start thinking like a herd themselves. Mindlessly repeating talking points that sound bold and radical but really aren’t, is not exactly the intellectual rebellion they imagine.
3/9/2025, 4:34 pm
Red Square
Since that tweet went viral, I’ve received a few supportive responses. Оne of them was a DM from Oliver Anthony, the singer-songwriter behind "Rich Men North of Richmond" fame, who expressed his support for Ukraine and its people.
3/10/2025, 10:30 am
Ivan the Stakhanovets
As I live and breathe! Red Square returns. I was afraid the Stazi had found him again, but he posts!
Off topic: Tractor Barn 2 denies all allegations and provides no explanation for any suspicious charges or unauthorized issuances of beets or beet by-products against the ration card of one "Red Square" who may or may not have been in physical possession of a valid ration card during his unexplained absence. Spasebo.
Welcome back Boss!
3/11/2025, 8:00 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Comrades, I break from this Two-Minute Hate themed thread to deliver a vital and necessary clarification and dispel a fishy rumor..
The above excellent post by Comrade Director, Red Square, is absolutely authentic and was not at all a forgery signed with an autopen by criminal dissident elements within The People's™ ranks who seek to discredit our march floorward forward to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.
At least five Biden Administration staffers disruptive hooligans are now under investigation after attempting to post this entirely bogus doctored photo:
Fake, doctored, bogus photo—do not believe!
The prosecutors who produced the photo have already made arrangements for pre-trial detention of the unquestionably guilty suspects at the Yakutsk gulag and borax mining facility.
Trial date has been set for January 6, 2045.
Maximum penalty: 3 months in prison and $500 fine.
3/12/2025, 3:03 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Why do so many delusional libtards adopt the language of socialism when they take their "movements" to the streets? I don't know, but I hate it.
WHO KNEW? - The Department of Motor Vehicles is now a social activist collective.
Posers! If they ain't diggin' beets out the ground, they ain't a collective.
3/12/2025, 9:16 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates that she loves this so much. Love and hate all mashed up and brought into perspective like a perfect breakfast taco.
3/14/2025, 12:16 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
This Senator just called over 75% of Americans "bastards." Where's Batman when we need him?
3/16/2025, 9:30 am
Colonel Obyezyana
It's despicable that Chuck Schumer lost the match with the Senate GOP. It was a mismatch. He was improperly equipped to even step into the ring. It was almost as unfair as letting a transgender male box against a biological male.
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3/17/2025, 9:14 am
Colonel Obyezyana
It’s an outrage that this tourism poster–featuring the late Dear Leader Kim Jong Il—has been floating around on the net since 2011 without a proper revision to reflect that Kim Jong Un is the current Dear Leader.
Thus, inspired by the spirit of accuracy in the depiction of Communist Dynastic Nepotism, I have made this long overdue upgrade:
3/19/2025, 8:33 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope hates —probably more than two minutes but it will suffice— government that jackboot lockstep’s in thought like this.
3/19/2025, 9:24 am
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope is feeling the hate for Schumer Thinking, some more.
3/19/2025, 12:12 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Unless he's Elon Musk, I hate when a guy doesn't bother to wear a tie when negotiating with the President. No respect.
3/19/2025, 3:43 pm
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope would hate for at least a few seconds if The Collective missed this.
3/25/2025, 10:09 am
Colonel Obyezyana
It's heinously hypocritical how Dems both employ "old law" and condemn "old law" according to how it benefits them.
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3/26/2025, 10:17 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Comrades, it's just HATEFUL that anyone would object to fully one third of the U.S. District Court Judges for the District of Columbia being foreign born or that three of those have no prior experience as a judge before being appointed by Obama and Biden and approved by a Democrat Senate.
Foreign-born is permissible but may not have the same experience as native-born Americans. However, having no prior experience as a judge is—on any court—highly questionable and a suspicious sign of a political appointment.
Given the Presidents involved, there's little doubt that these are political plants to guarantee verdicts that favor the Democrat agenda under the rubric of satisfying diversity goals instead of appointment by merit.
3/26/2025, 1:52 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
I hate how TIME changes everything! Compare 2022 to 2025:
2022 TPotY
2025 TPotY
It's so senseless: you don't have to set on fire that which already sets itself on fire....given TIME.
3/26/2025, 4:58 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
Epiphanies abound for Red Salmon!
According to your most insightfully hateful post, the Teslas (spit spit) (unless mandated by the Party™) may in fact be self immolating. This would mean that those claiming to be striking a blow for Justice™ are merely taking credit for a naturally occurring event. Never let a crisis go to waste. I guess the only flaw is that I doubt the dealerships shot themselves. Unless that is an insurance scam.
According to your most insightfully hateful post, the Teslas (spit spit) (unless mandated by the Party™) may in fact be self immolating. This would mean that those claiming to be striking a blow for Justice™ are merely taking credit for a naturally occurring event. Never let a crisis go to waste. I guess the only flaw is that I doubt the dealerships shot themselves. Unless that is an insurance scam.
March does seem to be a rather hate filled month.
Red Salmon
Hmmm. You didn't notice the license plate.
3/26/2025, 6:26 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,
You even got the state motto correct! Most impressive. I needed a higher resolution screen.
This is one chuffed fish.
Red Salmon
3/27/2025, 8:05 am
jackalopelipsky
If Tesla wasn’t on fire enough…here’s a whole new Molotov Cocktail for your sipping pleasure, comrades.
3/27/2025, 9:03 am
jackalopelipsky
That Biden didn’t send BEET seeds is so exclusionary the jackalope can’t stand it anymore. H8!!! Is being solidified like a migraine head clamp on the jackalope’s taxidermist created mind. The torture never stops escalating in this gulag prison camp.
The torture never stops escalating in this gulag prison camp.
Yes, Zappa. Sheik Yerbouti because maybe you should have stayed with Yo’ Mama is the best, evah.
3/27/2025, 3:48 pm
jackalopelipsky
The jackalope woke up to the head clamp torture comrades read about above in TPC's Two Minute H8 - which is the REAL news you'll never hear about on Fox, comrades. This TPC Thread is SUB Waffle House aggravated newz.
Agents of malicious compliance - Deliberately inciting anxious fears for those within a learning facility that requires safety or learning is impossible. The teachers, students - who have paid to be taught the material, every level of staff, forced to endure his malicious compliance using Freedom of Speech, "Ma'am", is so psychopathetic, the jackalope H8's the Section 8 thoughts coming to her mind.
Dreaming of initiating the due process to have this Psychopathetic Individual sectioned for the protection of others to work and learn in a less anxious environment.
by order of TPC Reeducation Specialist
Jackalopelipsky.
3/27/2025, 5:36 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,
I really HATE that my TPC Comrades are making gratuitous use of the word “psychopathetic”. No wait. I am DELIGHTED that my TPC Comrades are making gratuitous use of the word “psychopathetic”. Please keep up the good work.
I really HATE that my TPC Comrades are making gratuitous use of the word “psychopathetic”. No wait. I am DELIGHTED that my TPC Comrades are making gratuitous use of the word “psychopathetic”. Please keep up the good work.
Red Salmon
We are putting psychopathetic on the map on the wall you see behind the jackalope's taxidermist'd head, Red Salmon. Colonel Obyezyana, The Psychopathetic Threads are connecting once again into a jackalope's H8 two minutes..and counting down.
Hate Begins Here.
How psychopathetic does the most self-centered generation of liberal Democrats to walk upon the face of our shared Earth have to be, in order to behave in this fashion, when Times Square is being held up in a religious ransom situation?
The Jackalope's Psychopathetic H8 Level just wants to take some comrade's psychopathetic keys to get them off the road, and away from hitting innocent bicycling Moms, with her kids, just trying to cross street, together. Psychopathetic People have lost the right to operate a motor vehicle. Also be advised that immediate family members will be held accountable for damages created by their unstable Psychopathetic family member found without a minder. Communism don't pay for psychopathetic damages, Capitalism does.
By order of Jackalopelipsky
TPC ReEducation Specialist
3/31/2025, 12:06 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Comrades, I hate to say it but this is the last day of Two-Minute Hate™ for March 2025. Perhaps there will be one for April 2025. That remains to be seen. Otherwise...
I hate that so-called Islamic organizations (some with ties to Islamoterrorists) are piling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth over a tattoo on his right arm. It's written in Arabic and says "kafir," which translates as "unbeliever" (infidel).
Islamists are calling it "Islamophobic" and a statement that U.S. foreign policy is a crusade against Muslims. Meh.
Whatever the tattoo is, it's completely constitutional according to the 1st Amendment:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of
religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or
abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the
right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition
the government for a redress of grievances.
1. Hegseth is not Congress.
2. Hegseth is making no law respecting an establishment of religion.
3. Hegseth is not prohibiting the free exercise of religion.
4. Hegseth is exercising his freedom of speech.
That last one (#4) is most important because—sorry Islamist agitators—the 1st Amendment both upholds the free exercise of religion AND the freedom to say anything we want about any religion, tasteless or blasphemous included.
Obviously Hegseth's other tattoos express that he's on the Judeo-Christianity team. The kafir expresses that he's not on the Islamic team. His tattoos are neither Islamophobic nor a foreign policy statement—they're statements of personal faith allegiance and non-allegiance.
Like it or not, in the USSA, everyone can exercise freedom of religion but no one is compelled to show reverence to any religion, and even free to wear a tattoo like this:
