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3/16/2025, 2:49 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
No longer sure making Canada the 51st State is a good idea since it's considering a dumb and spiteful retaliatory measure to answer American tariffs by cutting off USSA access to Canadian-owned PornHub.
Boo hoo.
That's almost as bad as cutting us off from Dr. Scholl's insoles, chunky bubble tea or feminist hygiene spray. Laughable. Also, it would only affect lazy incels, adolescent boys and members of Congress.
Anyway, it would look something like this arbitrarily selected web page:
On top of everything else, Canada has apparently never heard of VPNs.
3/16/2025, 4:21 pm
jackalopelipsky
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑3/16/2025, 2:49 pm
No longer sure making Canada the 51st State is a good idea since it's considering a dumb and spiteful retaliatory measure to answer American tariffs by cutting off USSA access to Canadian-owned PornHub.
Boo hoo.
… it would only affect lazy incels, adolescent boys and members of Congress.
[And]
On top of everything else, Canada has apparently never heard of VPNs.
Colonel Obyezyana, we must embrace this tariff retaliation, fully. Stalin would approve of tossing pornhubbing lazy incels’, adolescent boys’, and members of Congress social deviant butts into places to assist them in recognizing their usefulness to USSA’s Motherland. Trump must be even more brutal by accepting Canada’s trade retaliation. Cutting off the porn hub operating here in the original 50 States would sweep through the socialist deviant areas to clear them for The Worker and family. In fact, restricting pornhubbing trade to remain within Canadian borders could deny Canada statehood, forever.
Together, shoulder to shoulder! We determine The Current Truth.
3/16/2025, 4:44 pm
Ellsworth Toohey
This makes me recall the time that Chrissy Hynde asked Rush Limbaugh to stop using her music as his show intro. He said fine and reminded her to look for her royalty check next month.
Several hundred stations playing the song after every commercial break on his show was about 99.9% of her royalties. She quickly decided Rush wasn't the evil monster she thought he was.
3/16/2025, 4:51 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑3/16/2025, 4:44 pm
This makes me recall the time that Chrissy Hynde asked Rush Limbaugh to stop using her music as his show intro. He said fine and reminded her to look for her royalty check next month.
Several hundred stations playing the song after every commercial break on his show was about 99.9% of her royalties. She quickly decided Rush wasn't the evil monster she thought he was.
An she later gave him full permission, too.
3/16/2025, 9:34 pm
Panem Et Circenses
I've been stockpiling my maple syrup stores. I should be good as long as the trade war lasts no longer than 6 months.
3/17/2025, 12:50 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Am I to understand that our Northern neighbors in Canuckistan hold the market on free pornography?
Why isn't the Government initiating a new version of the 1957 "Cold War Space Race" to regain supremacy?
3/17/2025, 1:57 pm
Red Zeppelin
Quite frankly, the Loopy Loony Lemming-Like Liberal Losers have even ruined pornography.
A lot of what passes for porn these days is not appealing, stimulating, exciting or even interesting, and a lot of it is, IMHO, disgusting. Not that I would know......heard it from a friend.
Canadians having a monopoly just makes it worse. It used to be we DRANK Moosehead - the way things are going we'll be seeing it on PornHub soon.
Let's get Corb Lund and the Hurtin' Albertans safely across the US border, and' then we nuke 'em, eh?
3/18/2025, 8:44 am
Panem Et Circenses
3/20/2025, 4:41 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑3/17/2025, 12:50 pm
Am I to understand that our Northern neighbors in Canuckistan hold the market on free pornography?
Why isn't the Government initiating a new version of the 1957 "Cold War Space Race" to regain supremacy?
Low T from eating processed foods combined with....
wait for it....
Fembecile misandry.