3/21/2025, 9:07 am
When it comes to bigly-ness, Texazistan is the bigly-est. Texazistan takes the bigly lead with a fake person challenging fake Republican, Rep. Dan Crenshaw, as a primary contender. That's a bold statement, even for a jackalope, but it's total truth, comrades.
The fake person standing at the front of a campaign meeting could wear a "Hello, I'm Ava “Krisiann” Zolari" sticker on her lapel, but that could be an identity crisis. The identity crisis must resist bad faith questions about who she is and where she came from. That's the past, comrades..."Krisiann" is au currant...so MoveOn™. Or, the fake person will encourage pretentious, clueless voters of Texazistan to kick some bad faith questioner's ass to get some fake campaign news coverage.
Sure, Dan Crenshaw is a fake Republican, on this Texazistanians are certain, but a bonafide fake person primary challenger is waaaay out there by all normal standards of civic decency. Only Texazistan can be this bigly!
https://www.currentrevolt.com/p/suspici ... dium=email
A Republican challenger for Congressman Dan Crenshaw has a suspicious past that includes no less than nine different aliases, a past arrest for spousal abuse, and may still even be married to an Indian man overseas.
The fake person standing at the front of a campaign meeting could wear a "Hello, I'm Ava “Krisiann” Zolari" sticker on her lapel, but that could be an identity crisis. The identity crisis must resist bad faith questions about who she is and where she came from. That's the past, comrades..."Krisiann" is au currant...so MoveOn™. Or, the fake person will encourage pretentious, clueless voters of Texazistan to kick some bad faith questioner's ass to get some fake campaign news coverage.
Sure, Dan Crenshaw is a fake Republican, on this Texazistanians are certain, but a bonafide fake person primary challenger is waaaay out there by all normal standards of civic decency. Only Texazistan can be this bigly!
https://www.currentrevolt.com/p/suspici ... dium=email
