The People's Cube - Political Satire

Progressives hit hard on The Children. All comrades know this. It is self evident in Progressives’ own words and actions that the safety of children is not their problem, or even a priority in their Progressive Lock Step March to make lawlessness, legal. The Progs long march to ensure lawlessness triumphs over everyone draws them to rally together. That, and a paycheck from the Blue Smurf Action Network.



How is a 4 year old supposed to cope in this Prog lawlessness is the New Normal environment? Just Baby Girl yourself out of this dilemma, comrades.




Our little beet sprout can’t stop dreaming about the wonderfulness of feeling safe from Progressive’s lawlessness at TPC’s Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House.

Bunker? There's a Bunker?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/24/2025, 8:36 am

Our little beet sprout can’t stop dreaming about the wonderfulness of feeling safe from Progressive’s lawlessness at TPC’s Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House.

As I've said, before, kids love 'em.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

3/24/2025, 8:50 am

Bunker? There's a Bunker?

There are several secret bunkers, Comrade, although our oldest one—the Giza S.U.B. in Egyptistan, may have been compromised by nosey archeologists.

Instead of a waffle house, we'd disguised it with a Baba Ganoush stand in front of a pyramid. That worked very well, but the archeologist butt-in-skis used ground-penetrating radar and discovered it.

Even as I write, the skeleton crew staff has been evacuated and the substructure is being flooded by water from the Nile, piped in through our secret underground aqueducts.



(The Baba Ganoush stand will remain in place until further notice.)
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/24/2025, 9:41 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/24/2025, 8:36 am

Our little beet sprout can’t stop dreaming about the wonderfulness of feeling safe from Progressive’s lawlessness at TPC’s Secret Underground Bunker Waffle House.

As I've said, before, kids love 'em.

They sure do! And, they don’t have to worry that hard working criminal Venezuelan gang members are lurking in the hopes of being lawless with them as they lose themselves in the joy of a SUB beet waffle.

Nextninexits, Florida ain’t Aurora, Colorado.

Not to go into a tangent about all our other secret bunker locations. The Iranians ain’t got nothing compared to the power of ancient Egyptians. No comparison. Best just to crater the whole Iranian Nuclear Program and admit it’s not what people feel it is. Could be bunker shopper’s market if the Iranian Nuclear Program were to shut down.

So, back to the threats posed against Baby Girls who just can’t stop dreaming about eating beet waffles at TPC’s SUB Waffle House, remember the red scarfed masked anti-fascist at the Denver Rally? He wanted to hang an unnamed fascist on the spot! The red scarfed threat to beet waffle dreamers didn’t have and due process time to waste if the fascist was unnamed.

The jackalope found one talking about seizing the billionaire’s means of production in New Yorkberg and little fascists are clapping to get just a crust of a SUB Waffle House beet waffle.



And the little fascists are clapping in hopes of being treated to a crust leftover beet waffle tidbit??

???

That fascist up against Wall Street, first.