The People's Cube - Political Satire

If it’s Bluebonnet Season in Texazistan, that’s the sign of Gender Season’s new crop of nuts.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

I am struck by the thought feeling that this is a First World Concern/Problem.  Obviously this Snowflake does not have any existential issues.  She this individual must look for issues to prove relevance.  It is sad.  

I denounce myself for pointing out the obvious.  

Red Salmon

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 7:38 am

If it’s Bluebonnet Season in Texazistan, that’s the sign of Gender Season’s new crop of nuts.

There are no "gender identities," just weak people acting out psychopathic fantasies in public.

Whether they do it with social media or with with bullets, they all belong in mental institutions.  
 

I remember back in the dark ages when the unenlightened used to think that CLIMATE changed with the seasons.

We've come so far...

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 9:59 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 7:38 am

If it’s Bluebonnet Season in Texazistan, that’s the sign of Gender Season’s new crop of nuts.

There are no "gender identities," just weak people acting out psychopathic fantasies in public.

Whether they do it with social media or with with bullets, they all belong in mental institutions.  
 

So, are you saying you want two scoops of Blue Bell ice cream with your slice of nut pie?

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 9:26 am

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

I am struck by the thought feeling that this is a First World Concern/Problem.  Obviously this Snowflake does not have any existential issues.  She this individual must look for issues to prove relevance.  It is sad.  

I denounce myself for pointing out the obvious.  

Red Salmon

Lots of inner academia English being spoken. Trashmouth probably has a well thumbed college appropriate lexicon being used as a coffee mug coaster on his desktop for quick consultation.

Without student loans—or military health assistance—-genderchange could be halted!

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I must have been in a dyslexic haze when I read your most equal post.  I read "psychopathic" as "psychopathetic".  I know that no such word exists, but I think feel it should.  In fact, it is psychopathetic that it does not. 

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 4:49 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I must have been in a dyslexic haze when I read your most equal post.  I read "psychopathic" as "psychopathetic".  I know that no such word exists, but I think feel it should.  In fact, it is psychopathetic that it does not. 

Red Salmon

Comrade, you are correctific. I will locate the bona fide definition and deliver it by morning (because I am currentaciously busified with other pressifying matters).
 

Just trying to enjoy bluebonnet season here in Texazistan but the gender season perps just won’t let it happen..

https://www.currentrevolt.com/p/jortsbr ... 4f78c03d6d

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/25/2025, 4:49 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I must have been in a dyslexic haze when I read your most equal post.  I read "psychopathic" as "psychopathetic".  I know that no such word exists, but I think feel it should.  In fact, it is psychopathetic that it does not. 

Red Salmon

As promised:

 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Yesterday was absolutely fraught with incident.  Two to be exact.  I had the good fortune to discover a new word to describe many useful idiots.  The other incident was much darker with sub-optimal consequences for Red Salmon.

Flush with triumph over the deficiencies of the English language, I decided to go to the Library to pick up some books I had reserved.  The checkout kiosks were experiencing some sort of technical difficulties and I had to actually interact with a Librarian to complete my book borrowing transaction.  I bravely strode up to the desk and gave the Librarian the books.  She checked them out and I was about to leave when she lifted a mug.  The mug was emblazoned with the words "Gender Fluid".  I asked her what "Gender Fluid" tasted like?  There was much sputtering from the mug wielding Librarian and gales of derisive laughter from the other Librarian within earshot.  I had follow on questions but I decided to beet beat a hasty retreat instead.

I think I'm banned from the Library for life.  Comrades, let this act as an object lesson for you.  Before interacting with others, make sure your inner filter is installed and working properly. 

Making all kinds of friends in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

3/26/2025, 12:59 pm

Before interacting with others, make sure your inner filter is installed and working properly. 

Au contraire, Comrade. She didn't activate her inner filter, so why should you have activated yours?

It' was "gloves off" the moment she held up her moron mug.

Also, psychopathetic has been attested since 2004 (never mind that the link says "none," it's there):

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... hopathetic

But yours is the first attested at TPC.
 

A psychopathetic course interlocking student loans and Gender Change of Fluid Season is currently available.



The bluebonnets out in the landscape of Texazistan make more sense. Bluebonnet Season is a great season. Gender Season is why comrades resort to frog licking for escape.