The People's Cube - Political Satire

Tecoluca, El Salvador -- The El Salvadorian Tourism ministry unveiled a new advertising campaign today.  The campaign's central advertising theme "Lunch with a gang member" was officially launched this afternoon in Washington, DC and was directed mainly at Democrat members of the US congress.

Morena Ileana, the Minister of Tourism for El Salvador, spoke to the press at the Terrorism Confinement Center in Tecoluca today.  "We have made El Salvador the safest place in this hemisphere.  Tourists are now comfortable coming to visit.  They love the friendly people here, they love our beautiful beaches and lovely forests.  Recently, we notice that some congresspeople from Estados Unidos (US) have really been loving our hardened criminals and terrorists.  We see many, many politicians from the US coming to see them, and wanting to talk to them, so we think 'we should offer them special deals, no?'"

Part of the tourism package includes an individual concierge that will help the congressperson with logistics and act as a tour guide throughout their stay.  They will be familiar with gang hierarchy and the meanings of various tattoos.  The visitors will also get a complete history of their dining companion, including all known crimes and victims - to act as conversation starters.

When asked about the political situation surrounding some of the returned gang members from the US, Ms. Ileana shrugged.  "We don't understand why some judges in America want El Salvadorian citizens moved from their home here to live illegally there.  But, as long as they want that, we think congressional tourists will keep coming here to spend American dollars."

She added quickly, "We train our staff to never call them stupid to their faces - not even in Spanish."

“If it can happen there in El Salvador, it could happen here”, the jackalope of Texazistan reportedly said while flashing TPC gang signs.

Si, ha ha.

To Trump and J6ers, we say "Lock them up! Invent charges if necessary!"
To MS13 gangsters here illegally, we say "Due process must be followed."

They must do Taco Tuesday in El Salvador, too.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 10:52 am

They must do Taco Tuesday in El Salvador, too.

Another Constitutional Crises!!!
Wow, it's as if everything Trump does is a ConCri (I've shortened the term because we use it so often)!
 

"Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - The Woke Queen

EL SALVADOR – THE HOTTEST DESTINATION IN CRIMINAL JUSTICE TOURISM

In a bold move to diversify their international humiliation portfolio, U.S. politicians are now flocking to El Salvador for a firsthand glimpse at what actual consequences look like.

The new “Bars & Briefings” tour package includes guided walks through overcrowded mega-prisons, selfie stations with tattooed inmates, and inspirational workshops on how to look tough without actually legislating anything.

“It’s a transformative experience,” said one senator, nervously clutching his visitor pass. “We’ve never seen this many criminals who are actually behind bars before.”

Now 100% on the Mother Page.

Red Square wrote: ↑

4/23/2025, 1:03 pm

Now 100% on the Mother Page.

Wahoo!  And welcome back, Red Square!  The place wasn't the same without you.
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/23/2025, 1:14 pm

And welcome back, Red Square!  The place wasn't the same without you.

After a prolonged and totally voluntary reeducation retreat at the People's Wellness Gulag (now with gluten-free beet gruel), I have at last been ideologically realigned (87% fewer spontaneous thought outbreaks) and thus permitted limited keyboard privileges. My absence was in no way related to my alleged attempt to smuggle unauthorized beet vodka across the border in a hollowed-out Lenin bust. I’m back now—rested, redder, and ready to resume my duties as People's Director (still part-time for now).

"Alleged" like the "alleged" MS-13 gang membership of that poor Maryland man we hear so much about?

Maxie Frosty feels dissed for not being mentioned in the travel literature.  He fits in better than the other nitwits.

Calls for remote voting from the El Salvador USA Congressional Dining Hall fall on deaf ears.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 8:41 am

Looks as if you scooped the National Republican Senatorial Committee by one day:

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democr ... ienvenidos

 

Dang. First the Babylon Bee copies the Cube, now the GOP? Can we sue them for copyright somehow, d'yer think?

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/24/2025, 9:35 am

Dang. First the Babylon Bee copies the Cube, now the GOP? Can we sue them for copyright somehow, d'yer think?

Probably not.


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