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Too soon? Not at all. It's never too soon to hoist a man's infamy up the flag pole while almost everyone else jumps on the "respectful eulogy" bandwagon.

 

What’s the final verdict on Red Francis’ claim to being catholic? Was there any evidence to support the claim, or was it just an unverified narrative that Democrats cursed God’s existence at The Party?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 10:33 am

What’s the final verdict on Red Francis’ claim to being catholic? Was there any evidence to support the claim, or was it just an unverified narrative that Democrats cursed God’s existence at The Party?

 

But he carried his own bags so all is forgiven. Half beet rations until party approved mourning period has passed.

Joe Biden and Teddy Kennedy claimed to be Catholic, too.

Then again, Joe and Teddy made all sorts of claims that weren't true......

......Mary Jo Kopechne, Corn Pop and Curtis Dunn could not be reached for comment.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Perhaps in the afterlife, the recently deceased Pope can bivouac with other ex-members of Shining Path™.  I’m sure they will have some jolly reminiscing to do.

Red Salmon   

Comrade Jenkem wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 12:56 pm

But he carried his own bags so all is forgiven.

Just like Jimmy Carter!
Both pretended to carry their own luggage and both are now dead.  I don't think that's a coincidence.
 

He will live on, since he's removed most of the conservatives from decision-making positions for years now. The question is: once the smoke clears, who will be the new Pope? I'm betting on Sam Smith...

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment ... e-grammys/

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 1:26 pm

He will live on, since he's removed most of the conservatives from decision-making positions for years now. The question is: once the smoke clears, who will be the new Pope? I'm betting on Sam Smith...

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment ... e-grammys/

Yes, Comrade P&C, and now there's this:

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america ... their-own/
 

Yep. Exactly your point above. These groups hate Catholicism but liked him, like kindred spirits.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 1:39 pm

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 1:26 pm

He will live on, since he's removed most of the conservatives from decision-making positions for years now. The question is: once the smoke clears, who will be the new Pope? I'm betting on Sam Smith...

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment ... e-grammys/

Yes, Comrade P&C, and now there's this:

https://www.breitbart.com/latin-america ... -americas- arecommunists-try-to-claim-dear-friend-pope-francis-as-their-own/
 

The State Church of the Sacred Heart of No Redeemer defined Pope Francis. Tremble in fear if you are targeted for SCSHNR salvation, comrades. Communists and Drug Cartels love that kind of Pope.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/22/2025, 1:26 pm

He will live on, since he's removed most of the conservatives from decision-making positions for years now. The question is: once the smoke clears, who will be the new Pope?

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... e-as-next/
 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/23/2025, 8:37 am

The question is: once the smoke clears, who will be the new Pope?

Easy answer: the cardinal surrounded by dogs who look like this:

 

I remember when the Pope was both Polish *and* Catholic.

Seems so long ago.

Latest cultural dysfunction trend: selfies with the Pope's corpse.


Also, while it's fresh and severely under-reported, here's a transcript of  anti-Globalist Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò's recent criticism of Pope Francis. It is well worth reading even if you're not into Catholic politics because the range of it is much wider than you might expect:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/0 ... fuori-dal/

There's a new international campaign among conservative catholics, themed #RepealTheDeal - A New Pope Must Have a New, Pro-Freedom China Policy

Their site: https://repealthedeal.org/

They needed memes* for spreading on social media and so yours truly created an entire gallery for them.
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* “Memes” is a bit of a misnomer here. These are actually editorial cartoons, caricatures, or political posters. But people tend to call everything a meme these days - and who am I to argue? It’s quicker to type “meme” than any of the alternatives.


         

Red Square wrote: ↑

5/2/2025, 12:29 pm

There's a new international campaign among conservative catholics, themed #RepealTheDeal - A New Pope Must Have a New, Pro-Freedom China Policy

Their site: https://repealthedeal.org/

They needed memes* for spreading on social media and so yours truly created an entire gallery for them.

Trump trolls the left as the Pope:



The typically atheist, anti-Christian left are triggered into a hypocritical apoplectic frenzy over it. They must miss their comfortably Marxist/Globalist pope.



 

The Swiss Guards that protect The Pope and Vatican are wearing funny hats, too.

Well, the conclave started to select the new pope.
For those interested, the protocol is this:
Black smoke from the chimney: vote inconclusive, try again tomorrow
White smoke: new pope selected
Orange smoke: Donald Trump is the new pope.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

5/7/2025, 8:58 pm

Well, the conclave started to select the new pope.
For those interested, the protocol is this:
Black smoke from the chimney: vote inconclusive, try again tomorrow
White smoke: new pope selected
Orange smoke: Donald Trump is the new pope.

Red smoke means another communist.


 

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

5/7/2025, 9:29 pm

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

5/7/2025, 8:58 pm

Well, the conclave started to select the new pope.
For those interested, the protocol is this:
Black smoke from the chimney: vote inconclusive, try again tomorrow
White smoke: new pope selected
Orange smoke: Donald Trump is the new pope.

Red smoke means another communist.


 

Add Pink Smoke to list.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/8/2025, 9:07 am

Add Pink Smoke to list.