6/10/2025, 7:32 am
Los Angeles, CA -- As ICE agents prepared to gather up and deport thousands of illegal immigrants, supporters took to the street to show their support by proudly waving Mexican flags and denigrating America flags. One unnamed supporter said, "We love Mexico! That's why we're, like, so pleased their citizens are being sent home. I'm so happy for them, I decided to set off some fireworks!"
After a group of protestors was seen burning and spitting on an American flag, one stated "If I was a taxpayer, I wouldn't mind paying to send these people home. I'm glad they get to leave, because America is really ... bad. They're so lucky they aren't American citizens, this country is just the worst."
It was unclear why so many happy citizens of foreign nations took the time and trouble to leave whatever utopian paradise they were born in to sneak into such a reprehensible country. Whatever the case may be, people in Los Angeles are so happy for them, they have staged multiple, days-long bonfires to celebrate the occasion.
After a group of protestors was seen burning and spitting on an American flag, one stated "If I was a taxpayer, I wouldn't mind paying to send these people home. I'm glad they get to leave, because America is really ... bad. They're so lucky they aren't American citizens, this country is just the worst."
It was unclear why so many happy citizens of foreign nations took the time and trouble to leave whatever utopian paradise they were born in to sneak into such a reprehensible country. Whatever the case may be, people in Los Angeles are so happy for them, they have staged multiple, days-long bonfires to celebrate the occasion.