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6/13/2025, 9:51 am
Colonel Obyezyana
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6/13/2025, 11:03 am
Putin_on_the_Ritz
BAHZINGA!
6/14/2025, 10:40 am
Duke of URL
6/17/2025, 2:46 pm
Groucho Marxist
Israel's intervention in Iran is described as mostly peaceful
6/18/2025, 10:53 pm
Red Square
6/19/2025, 8:20 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Thank you, Comrade Director, for this clarifying photo. Until now, many of us thought his strategy came from throwing darts at a wall map. His use of an infallible Atari missile guidance platform is unexpected. We could not have conceived of this, at least not without some kind bud and a vaping machine.
6/20/2025, 8:42 pm
Red Square
Coming soon to Iranian arcades: Martyr Kart, Fatwa Fighter II, and Call of Mahdi: Drone Warfare.
Fun fact: The Ayatollah mostly plays Missile Command to unwind after Friday prayers and sentencing teenage girls to 10 years of hard labor for dancing on Instagram. Every time he loses, a real missile launch gets scheduled for calibration purposes.
