7/4/2025, 9:03 am
Happy Independence Day, Comrades. It's the 249th birthday of the United States of America* and we have good reason to celebrate. As a nation, we have enjoyed 249 years of independence, liberty and rights that many other nations envy but only half-heartedly imitate and never fully achieve.
We—the People™ of the People's Cube™—love our liberty and don the guise of zealous communists in order to satirically expose the treachery of communism because we love our liberty and recognize that communism in any form or permutation is arguably the greatest political threat to a free people.
Wherever it appears, communism—like tobacco smoke—seeps into every nook and cranny, staining and dulling everything it touches, perpetually exuding an oppressive stench and eventually killing millions. And as with tobacco, many ignorantly become addicted to communism despite its toxicity and ultimate lethality.
To those who've personally experienced communism: you know it's true.
To those who've never personally experienced communism: pray you never have to.
Celebrate today, Comrades, and never fear to use your liberties to thwart those who seek to eliminate ours.
* Not to be confused with the United Socialist States of America, which progressively infiltrated the U.S.A. from at least the FDR administration to the present (even earlier if you count the early "social reformers" of New York City).