8/16/2025, 6:31 pm
The People's Cube - Political Satire
Political humor and satire from the original Party Organ of Record.
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Jackalopelipsky?
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8/16/2025, 6:45 pm
To all my People's Cube friends, sorry I've been so quiet, here. I've had a very busy 12 months, taking care of my aged parents and elections in the Southern Paradise Gulag. I haven't forgotten you all. As Elvis said, you are always on my mind.
8/16/2025, 6:53 pm
Nah. She has a magnificent rack of antlers—as all true jackalopes do (after puberty). Those Colorado lagomorphs just suffer from a spiny face disease without a cure,Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/16/2025, 6:31 pmBreeding like rabbits.
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/ ... d-n2192892
Imagine what would happen if the same disease were modified to infect only radical leftists?
8/16/2025, 7:06 pm
I think that's already happened. It's why they're radical. I mean, who else would throw a Subway sandwich at a cop?Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑8/16/2025, 6:53 pmNah. She has a magnificent rack of antlers—as all true jackalopes do (after puberty). Those Colorado lagomorphs just suffer from a spiny face disease without a cure,Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/16/2025, 6:31 pmBreeding like rabbits.
https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/08/ ... d-n2192892
Imagine what would happen if the same disease were modified to infect only radical leftists?
8/16/2025, 8:13 pm
Jared Fogle.Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/16/2025, 7:06 pmI think that's already happened. It's why they're radical. I mean, who else who throw a Subway sandwich at a cop?
8/16/2025, 8:30 pm
😂
Too funny.
Too funny.
8/17/2025, 8:08 am
Comrade Jackalopelipsky reporting in and apologizes for not doing so earlier. The jackalope was on special assignment in New York City.
No, the rack on Comrade Jackalopelipsky is just where it's always been, thank you for asking, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt. Plus, thank you for your report that there is life occurring in the Marsupial HomeLand. Comrades take care of the parents who red diapered them as infants. This is TRUTH™ Congratulations!
Colonel Obyezana your defense of Comrade Jackalopelipsky's rack will not go unrewarded. Right where it's always been, comrades!
But, back to these Colorado diseased rabbits.
Looks like Dr. Utopia's work.
This is a disinformation campaign to discredit and manufacture fear and loathing of jackalopes, and Comrade Jackalopelipsky in particular. This disinformation campaign, funded by Gavin Newsom's wife's ngo to first malign Texazistan, and then increase hatred towards the jackalopes of Texazistan has been going on far too long. Colorado has had mountains of reasons to look down on Texazistan and believes the Science® of Dr. Utopia. That his diseased effort now scaring women and children in Colorado, being spread by a virus, is proof Comrade Jackalopelipsky is a threat to Communism and World Peace®, itself!
So silly, when taking into account mission to spread the truth of communism to New York City.
So, there's the whole backstory to this papillomavirus afflicting innocent little cottontail bunnies in Colorado. It's a fake story made up by Dr. Utopia, the nemesis of Comrade Jackalopelipsky, so that the killing can continue and children will never be able to accumulate the wealth to purchase a home of their own, and move out. So sad, so many lives lost in this war that never would have happened if Trump had been President.
No, the rack on Comrade Jackalopelipsky is just where it's always been, thank you for asking, Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt. Plus, thank you for your report that there is life occurring in the Marsupial HomeLand. Comrades take care of the parents who red diapered them as infants. This is TRUTH™ Congratulations!
Colonel Obyezana your defense of Comrade Jackalopelipsky's rack will not go unrewarded. Right where it's always been, comrades!
But, back to these Colorado diseased rabbits.
Looks like Dr. Utopia's work.
This is a disinformation campaign to discredit and manufacture fear and loathing of jackalopes, and Comrade Jackalopelipsky in particular. This disinformation campaign, funded by Gavin Newsom's wife's ngo to first malign Texazistan, and then increase hatred towards the jackalopes of Texazistan has been going on far too long. Colorado has had mountains of reasons to look down on Texazistan and believes the Science® of Dr. Utopia. That his diseased effort now scaring women and children in Colorado, being spread by a virus, is proof Comrade Jackalopelipsky is a threat to Communism and World Peace®, itself!
So silly, when taking into account mission to spread the truth of communism to New York City.
So, there's the whole backstory to this papillomavirus afflicting innocent little cottontail bunnies in Colorado. It's a fake story made up by Dr. Utopia, the nemesis of Comrade Jackalopelipsky, so that the killing can continue and children will never be able to accumulate the wealth to purchase a home of their own, and move out. So sad, so many lives lost in this war that never would have happened if Trump had been President.
8/17/2025, 8:33 am
Are you working for Mandamidami Ding Dong? Just wondering what was so special about the assignment. Then again, Party™ members are not supposed to know too much.
8/17/2025, 8:53 am
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 8:33 amAre you working for Mandamidami Ding Dong? Just wondering what was so special about the assignment. Then again, Party™ members are not supposed to know too much.
Comrade Marsupial, Jackalopelipsky was not coy in sharing Mission Work to NEW YORK CITY. Just push, play, comrade. Total transparency!
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 24482.html
8/17/2025, 9:01 am
jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 8:53 amKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 8:33 amAre you working for Mandamidami Ding Dong? Just wondering what was so special about the assignment. Then again, Party™ members are not supposed to know too much.
Comrade Marsupial, Jackalopelipsky was not coy in sharing Mission Work to NEW YORK CITY. Just push, play, comrade. Total transparency!
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 24482.html
My apologies, Comrade. Life has been a little crazy for me since I left the United Socialist States of America and returned to His Majesty's United Socialist States of Australia. I haven't been able to keep up with everything.
8/17/2025, 10:18 am
No Worries, Mate!Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 9:01 amjackalopelipsky wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 8:53 amKapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑8/17/2025, 8:33 amAre you working for Mandamidami Ding Dong? Just wondering what was so special about the assignment. Then again, Party™ members are not supposed to know too much.
Comrade Marsupial, Jackalopelipsky was not coy in sharing Mission Work to NEW YORK CITY. Just push, play, comrade. Total transparency!
https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... 24482.html
My apologies, Comrade. Life has been a little crazy for me since I left the United Socialist States of America and returned to His Majesty's United Socialist States of Australia. I haven't been able to keep up with everything.