8/30/2025, 6:46 pm
Jackalopelipsky discovers massive leak of communist infiltration methodology from headquarters of Eugene Weekly.
RE- Becoming A Radical Elder

Exhibit One
What editor at the Eugene Weekly thought allowing a statement of fact about Patented Communist Methodology® (PCM®) to leak out? This leak invites scrutiny and investigations by those who can never know, or trade, in PCM®!
No communist admits their radical protestors are programed! Denial of communist programing has been established rule for all news editors, city librarians, and public school teachers! To fail as a communist editor is the kind of incompetence that will get you sent to shovel gulag in the beet field not of your choosing.
Why don't you just announce to the Gulagosphere that all that's holding communism up in Eugene, Oregon is reconditioned Granbots??? Controlled by "Children Of The Communists" like in some creepy dystopian society existing on a planet twirling outside the confines of earth's gravitational pull, on which a comrade can't trust any comrade over the age of thirteen to know what's going down!! Is this what being a communist radical has devolved to become?? Thirteen year old communist know it alls reprograming old people for fun?
Lenin's been dead longer than any comrade at the Eugene Weekly is past thirteen!! He's still leading The Revolution™. So, sit down before you knock something over, and proprietary communist training films are seen by others.
Allowing this to continue could result in security clearance retractions as well as funding ration card.
RE- Becoming A Radical Elder
Exhibit One
I want to become a “Radical Elder.” I may be in my 70s, but my heart, mind and body are
vital and ready to kick ass with my words, my presence at gatherings I believe in, as a supporter of the younger, wise, progressive, up-and-coming younger generations.
My daughter and other young people I meet are my ongoing teachers about what a real democracy, a truly compassionate and diverse community needs to look like.
And this must include fairness and help for the poor, the homeless, our immigrants.
We must acknowledge Native Americans as our original citizens, give reparations to all people of color, understand that love is love and there are more than two genders. Indeed, America has never truly been a democracy in the first place.
What editor at the Eugene Weekly thought allowing a statement of fact about Patented Communist Methodology® (PCM®) to leak out? This leak invites scrutiny and investigations by those who can never know, or trade, in PCM®!
No communist admits their radical protestors are programed! Denial of communist programing has been established rule for all news editors, city librarians, and public school teachers! To fail as a communist editor is the kind of incompetence that will get you sent to shovel gulag in the beet field not of your choosing.
Why don't you just announce to the Gulagosphere that all that's holding communism up in Eugene, Oregon is reconditioned Granbots??? Controlled by "Children Of The Communists" like in some creepy dystopian society existing on a planet twirling outside the confines of earth's gravitational pull, on which a comrade can't trust any comrade over the age of thirteen to know what's going down!! Is this what being a communist radical has devolved to become?? Thirteen year old communist know it alls reprograming old people for fun?
Lenin's been dead longer than any comrade at the Eugene Weekly is past thirteen!! He's still leading The Revolution™. So, sit down before you knock something over, and proprietary communist training films are seen by others.
Allowing this to continue could result in security clearance retractions as well as funding ration card.