What distillery?
Here at Tractor Barn #2, we fix tractors and offer indoor political lectures after singing of the glorious marching songs, and most beloved songs of the worker and sometimes the revolution. All approved by the Party.™
There is no distillery, no contraband crystal radios in the toolroom for monitoring reich-wing hate speech, or even public access to the People's Computer and interwebs.. Nope. Not here.
Say, is this (cough) distillery like that so-called "bunker" that allegedly exists somewhere near a Waffle House? I denounce such fallacies, and by Lenin, whoever started such--heads will roll...
This is not my circus, not my dancing bear.
I spent some of my misguided youth in the Army and in the middle east. In Abu Dhabi, we had access to a grocery store that had a room that the "faithful" were not allowed to enter. In it were such "haram" (prohibited) items as bacon, ham, cans of pork and beans, pop-tarts, and other such staples we infidels require containing pork products (yes, pop-tarts have lard!) Each product was double wrapped in plastic, so the cashiers on the "expatriate line" didn't have to defile themselves by touching them.