The People's Cube - Political Satire

Houston ISD is set to deport Las Americas Newcomer Campus to follow the students. The entire campus is to be dismantled like London Bridge to be reassembled in a yet undisclosed location in Central America.

“London Bridge was dismantled and rebuilt to provide a critical need to cross Lake Havasu located in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. HISD built the Las Americas Newcomer campus to provide an education for newcomers from other Americas. Due to deportation of students attending this campus, HISD plans are to move the entire campus to follow the students to save the taxpayers the rising cost of school busing.”

Great news, comrades. Uganda has offered sanctuary to the soon to be deported Houston, Texazistan, campus.


As all TPC comrades know, the Las Americans Newcomers campus, located in Houston, Texazistan is to be deported. The entire campus! Completely disassembled and moved to another location to better serve the newcomer student population, while cutting down on fuel costs at the bus barn.

On the eastern side of the Atlantic Ocean, centrally located in the dark continent of Africa, Uganda is very interested in acquiring more campus buildings.

https://ubc.go.ug/2024/07/26/kcca-pledg ... 2024-2025/

Uganda is a future destination for newcomers from Las Americas such as:



Prisoners have wives and children that could be deported, too. Deporting the campus built for them simply makes good sense. You know, like deporting The Alamo out of San Antonio, and rebuilding it somewhere else.



The agreements to accept this deported from Texazistan, public school campus are coming, comrades. Uganda is just one of many.