10/4/2025, 9:47 am
Comrades, Election Day can't get here fast enough. And It can't end fast enough either, thanks to early voting, mail-in ballot fakery, and extended counting and recounts.
This year's elections are particularly important in New York City because the polls keep telling us that a member of the Democratic Socialists of America—running as a Democrat—will win the race for Mayor.
But we know the polls are almost always partisan-manipulated, unreliable tools to steer outcomes rather than predict them. Forget the polls and proceed as if they're worthless because they usually are.
Hence, I will—until Election Day—provide campaign materials not for a candidate but to educate the clueless, the deluded, and the indifferent on Zohran Mamdani. His lame utopian promises are guaranteed to deliver chaos if fulfilled, and now is the time to agitate for a Mamdani-Free New York.
Comrades (and their fellow travelers) are encouraged to contribute graphics or clever ideas for graphics that can be printed on sticker paper (for obvious purposes). Keep them short, sharp and to the point. For example:
You may find a bit of inspiration and information about the Democratic Socialists of America in this article from last June:
Government Stores in NYC? Yes!
A dumb socialist idea whose time has come. Let the spectacle begin.
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Can we say it loud enough for the back rows, comrade?
