The People's Cube - Political Satire

**10/9/2025, 6:13 am**

Comrades, we here, in the Southern Paradise Gulag, have novel and, somewhat, innovative methods of achieving Party™ priorities. To this end, the Party's™ Department of Defence's sub-committee, The Guided Weapons and Explosive Ordinance Group, in comity and celebration of Harmony Week, has released a limited (150 only) edition 40 page cook book, titled The Taste of Harmony. The recipes will amaze the most discerning of culinary connoisseurs. Particularly the Chinese Mystery meat stir fry. Pangolin, anybody? Or perhaps Wuhan Bat Soup?

https://www.news.com.au/technology/inno ... 971f99fc86

Needless to say, The Guided Weapons and Explosive Ordinance Group is quite proud of their contribution to Harmony Week and their quest for whirled peas and hominy. The Party™ is proud of their contribution, also.

**10/10/2025, 8:41 am**

So, Jackalopelipsky wrote this karaoke in response to your Down Under story, KKK.

Aussies go,
Scrawling down, down, down,
Their Ma's meat pie'd steak,
Warheads are a spinning around and around,
Aussies jumped deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I just baked pangolin
Chargrilled fish with coconut relish,
Aussie's gone deep cooking the Whirled Peas of Love.

I tried and I tried, choko pickles,
I even tried minced cabbage chow mein,
It's so much fun from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's gonna get you someday.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I get weak torchin' barbies,
My kingfish head is a grillin',
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

They tried and they tried, to run and hide,
They even tried throw guns away,
I just baked Lamingtons from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's a coconut love buffet.

Aussies go, falling down, down, down,
My mind draws a blank,
War heads a spinning around and around,
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love
Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

**10/10/2025, 10:45 am**

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
10/10/2025, 8:41 am
So, Jackalopelipsky wrote this karaoke in response to your Down Under story, KKK.

Aussies go,
Scrawling down, down, down,
Their Ma's meat pie'd steak,
Warheads are a spinning around and around,
Aussies jumped deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I just baked pangolin
Chargrilled fish with coconut relish,
Aussie's gone deep cooking the Whirled Peas of Love.

I tried and I tried, choko pickles,
I even tried minced cabbage chow mein,
It's so much fun from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's gonna get you someday.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I get weak torchin' barbies,
My kingfish head is a grillin',
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

They tried and they tried, to run and hide,
They even tried throw guns away,
I just baked Lamingtons from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's a coconut love buffet.

Aussies go, falling down, down, down,
My mind draws a blank,
War heads a spinning around and around,
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love
Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

Comrade, you have no idea how much I appreciate your contribution to the management of the Southern Paradise Gulag. It's truly breathtaking. If only the current management were as passionate as you are. We could then have hope, and change. If only my change was worth something. I can only hope.

**10/12/2025, 3:54 pm**

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
10/10/2025, 10:45 am

Comrade, you have no idea how much I appreciate your contribution to the management of the Southern Paradise Gulag. It's truly breathtaking. If only the current management were as passionate as you are. We could then have hope, and change. If only my change was worth something. I can only hope.

You are so welcome, KKK, and extending to all your Southern Paradise Gulag mates. Did it make you wanna dance at the next Southern Paradise Gulag Grill and Bonfire? Were the recipes kkkorrect? Leaving out recipe ingredients or cooking steps is something commies do because they don't really want a successful preparation to happen. Commies really want a prisoner's sausage roll to be soggy and made from some kind of FDA approved adulterated meat substitute. This is how a gulag prisoner can recognize a true communist whether one is at the Southern Paradise Gulag, or even the Texazistan Archipelago.

All the Whirled Peas of Love,
J

**10/12/2025, 4:00 pm**

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
10/12/2025, 3:54 pm

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote: ↑
10/10/2025, 10:45 am

Comrade, you have no idea how much I appreciate your contribution to the management of the Southern Paradise Gulag. It's truly breathtaking. If only the current management were as passionate as you are. We could then have hope, and change. If only my change was worth something. I can only hope.

You are so welcome, KKK, and extending to all your Southern Paradise Gulag mates. Did it make you wanna dance at the next Southern Paradise Gulag Grill and Bonfire? Were the recipes kkkorrect? Leaving out recipe ingredients or cooking steps is something commies do because they don't really want a successful preparation to happen. Commies really want a prisoner's sausage roll to be soggy and made from some kind of FDA approved adulterated meat substitute. This is how a gulag prisoner can recognize a true communist whether one is at the Southern Paradise Gulag, or even the Texazistan Archipelago.

All the Whirled Peas of Love,
J

I'm reminded of this song, comrade:

**10/15/2025, 4:37 pm**

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑
10/10/2025, 8:41 am
So, Jackalopelipsky wrote this karaoke in response to your Down Under story, KKK.

Aussies go,
Scrawling down, down, down,
Their Ma's meat pie'd steak,
Warheads are a spinning around and around,
Aussies jumped deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I just baked pangolin
Chargrilled fish with coconut relish,
Aussie's gone deep cooking the Whirled Peas of Love.

I tried and I tried, choko pickles,
I even tried minced cabbage chow mein,
It's so much fun from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's gonna get you someday.

It's such a crazy, crazy feeling,
I get weak torchin' barbies,
My kingfish head is a grillin',
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

They tried and they tried, to run and hide,
They even tried throw guns away,
I just baked Lamingtons from the Whirled Peas of Love,
It's a coconut love buffet.

Aussies go, falling down, down, down,
My mind draws a blank,
War heads a spinning around and around,
Aussies gone deep into the Whirled Peas of Love.

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love
Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

Deep into the Whirled Peas of Love

Drowning in whirled peas and hominy.

The People's Cube - Political Satire

A New Path To Whirled Peas And Hominy