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Cry till you laugh till you cry…

If this is how Houston would spend the money, Texazistan gets a better deal if Trump sends the $40 billion to Argentina.



Are we laughing till we cry, or crying till we laugh at this nonsense?

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 3:00 pm

If this is how Houston would spend the money, Texazistan gets a better deal if Trump sends the $40 billion to Argentina.



Are we laughing till we cry, or crying till we laugh at this nonsense?

If only Houston was unicorns and rainbows.

As someone who has worked south of Navigation and the land of Gilley's, I'm thinking there are things you do not want gubmint funding for in the greater Houston area.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 10:41 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 3:00 pm

If this is how Houston would spend the money, Texazistan gets a better deal if Trump sends the $40 billion to Argentina.



Are we laughing till we cry, or crying till we laugh at this nonsense?

If only Houston was unicorns and rainbows.

As someone who has worked south of Navigation and the land of Gilley's, I'm thinking there are things you do not want gubmint funding for in the greater Houston area.

So true, E.T.

Evidently, more community input is needed for this gubmint funding project.

Oh my Comrades, laughter and tears! Tears and laughter.

Being a female, Jackalopelipsky will be visiting the SUB head before the rest of Comrades view, to beat the line.



Vote for the CIA Agent! Like what kind of panty waisted communist STASI lover wouldn’t?
???????????????????????

Why is this uttered behind the news’ version to The People’s version of the Virginia election when Vote for the CIA Agent is so succinct and easy to understand?

Tears! Comrades! Laughter!

Jackaloping for the SUB head, now. Antlers are your problem to deal with. Coming through?????

UPDATE!



Men hate Spanberger because she’s a powerful CIA Agent wanting to govern Virginia. That’s what the behind the campaign scene undercover bugs are telling themselves.

Men seem to be attracted to Winsome.

Just look at how Winsome she is, comrades. What man in his right mind doesn’t recognize and respect the winsome-ness of Winsome? In a world dominated by Karenthian wives and mothers working powerful positions at the CIA and now wanting to govern the entire State of Virginia, even you comrade hidden in the masculine closet in a copse of trees in the Virginia landscape. You most of all, comrade.

Choose Winsome? And Win Some!

If that’s misogyny, Jackalopelipsky is a female misogynist.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 3:00 pm

If this is how Houston would spend the money, Texazistan gets a better deal if Trump sends the $40 billion to Argentina.



Are we laughing till we cry, or crying till we laugh at this nonsense?

One is only left to wonder why, if so much tax revenue is already inundating the Houston area, why vacuum up more of my tax dollars?



Liberalism 101 Lesson 59:

Liberals must maintain power at all costs and to that end the subsidy is one of our primary tools.

The subsidy is used primarily as a bribe to industry to produce things that nobody wants but that liberals deem useful. The subsidized industries can then use the subsidy to hire lobbyists and to donate to Liberal Marxist Progressive political candidates so that they can get more subsidies.

Subsidies have the added benefit of being tempting to the political opponents of we Liberal Marxist Progressives to use for the same reasons, allowing us to demonize them as hypocrites.

Okay, Black Virginians, your part is to vote for the white CIA agent for governor.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/22/2025, 9:44 am

Cry till you laugh till you cry…

Remember back in the late 1990s when it became fashionable to give out participation trophies? I theorize that much of the activity like this that we see, is somewhat tied that. You received an award for basically just showing up. Add to that the public schools coddling them and constantly telling them that they're special can't help but breed a strong sense of entitlement; even entitlement to their own facts.


Comrades!

We've found a korrect thinking soldier for our march forward to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago
 

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 10:41 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/23/2025, 3:00 pm

If this is how Houston would spend the money, Texazistan gets a better deal if Trump sends the $40 billion to Argentina.



Are we laughing till we cry, or crying till we laugh at this nonsense?

If only Houston was unicorns and rainbows.

As someone who has worked south of Navigation and the land of Gilley's, I'm thinking there are things you do not want gubmint funding for in the greater Houston area.

If drainage infrastructure and dredging of the myriad of Houston's waterways leading to the Gulf of America isn’t funded first in Houston with the $40 billion sent to Argentina the greater Houston area will become a modern day Atlantis. Seems like they would want to stay in business, but what does a jackalope know about the purpose of gubmint to do stuff like that and not make us walk gay.





Art is always first budget item, then, and only then, can we have the vision to provide health care for The Collective. So until Trump gives Houston the $40 Billion he's wasting on Argentina, this is all we can do with the taxpayer's money.





Secret TPC Subversive Art Message from Jackalopelipsky's SUBWaffleHouse email account to E.T..

We drive by this on the way to/from the Marina.



Jackalopelipsky sees this particular Oil Patch of Texazistan now occupying the San Jacinto victory fields of TEXAS and can report production is occurring. Meeting The People's quota is serious beet field work in Texazistan.

"Literally!"

There should be a jackalope somewhere in these paintings depicting victory ensuring continued ownership of those Texan's farms.

Don't you think!!! Comrades?

Maybe on the jackalope's own oil tank.

There’s cat people and then there’s dog people…

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

10/25/2025, 7:27 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/22/2025, 9:44 am

Cry till you laugh till you cry…

Remember back in the late 1990s when it became fashionable to give out participation trophies? I theorize that much of the activity like this that we see, is somewhat tied that. You received an award for basically just showing up. Add to that the public schools coddling them and constantly telling them that they're special can't help but breed a strong sense of entitlement; even entitlement to their own facts.


Comrades!

We've found a korrect thinking soldier for our march forward to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago
 

Dr. Chicago!! You have been prevented from being with us too long, Comrade.

Jackalopelipsky is much concerned for your well fare. The dastardly Trump has vowed to use FEDERAL Law Enforcement Alphabet Agents to inhibit your VITAL work at the Chicago Morgue. This effort is on track to reduce you to 'literally' become: "a nonessential worker". You! Dr of Morgue-ology, comrade Dr. Chicago, forced to submit to: less dead bodies!!! The whole enforcement thing is quite literally™, chilling!!!

LITERALLY™

But to your comment and getting back on topic at the SUBWH discussion: Tears to laughter to tears.

Yes, Dr. Chicago, Jackalopelipsky remembers in her memory hole, the very events you speak of. By that "time in history period" Jackalopelipsky was "counted, Thought Criminal #
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station. Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!" from public school for thinking teaching a scissor wielding mixed up kid "No Remorse" wasn't going to end well.



So, Jackalopelipsky does remember back in the late 1990s when it became fashionable to give out participation trophies. And, like you comrade, Dr. Chicago, Jackalopelipsky theorizes that much of the activity like this that we see currently, is somewhat tied that. Since gulag sentence, students received an award for basically just showing up. Add to that the public schools coddling them and constantly telling them that they're special certainly helped breed a strong sense of entitlement; even entitlement to their own facts. That, wrapped up in a whole No Remorse beet flour tortilla, is what's keeping the morgues and emergency rooms busy from 'pelipsky's pov, she says to the TPCWH discussion group prophetically.

"Like, what did we think was going to happen???

The used as an idiot for the past 3 decades guy and the taken for an idiot by the school board members, administration, in an unsafe learning environmented community, located east of San Antonio, appeared after Jackalopelipsky's coat, shovel, train experience. Just knowing this was continuing to leaven through the public school's beet flour was enough for Jackalopelipsky to appreciate "The WALL of separation®" that protected The Gulag® from this growing farce of used idiots living in their own sitcom fighting "totalitarianism®" and a community served by a school board without remorse.

Strengthening the border between The Gulag and the rest of the USSA is what needs to happen.

Laughing tears incoming!!



Can some comrade put up the TPC danger wet floor sign in the SUBWH? Your TEARS are making a mess on the floor and Jackalopelipsky just finished mopping up Texazistan’s ISD crying cause their story’s sad.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/28/2025, 3:09 pm

Dr. Chicago wrote: ↑

10/25/2025, 7:27 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

10/22/2025, 9:44 am

Cry till you laugh till you cry…

Remember back in the late 1990s when it became fashionable to give out participation trophies? I theorize that much of the activity like this that we see, is somewhat tied that. You received an award for basically just showing up. Add to that the public schools coddling them and constantly telling them that they're special can't help but breed a strong sense of entitlement; even entitlement to their own facts.


Comrades!

We've found a korrect thinking soldier for our march forward to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™!

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Dr. Chicago!! You have been prevented from being with us too long, Comrade.

Jackalopelipsky is much concerned for your well fare. The dastardly Trump has vowed to use FEDERAL Law Enforcement Alphabet Agents to inhibit your VITAL work at the Chicago Morgue. This effort is on track to reduce you to 'literally' become: "a nonessential worker". You! Dr of Morgue-ology, comrade Dr. Chicago, forced to submit to: less dead bodies!!! The whole enforcement thing is quite literally™, chilling!!!

LITERALLY™

But to your comment and getting back on topic at the SUBWH discussion: Tears to laughter to tears.

Yes, Dr. Chicago, Jackalopelipsky remembers in her memory hole, the very events you speak of. By that "time in history period" Jackalopelipsky was "counted, Thought Criminal #
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station. Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!" from public school for thinking teaching a scissor wielding mixed up kid "No Remorse" wasn't going to end well.



So, Jackalopelipsky does remember back in the late 1990s when it became fashionable to give out participation trophies. And, like you comrade, Dr. Chicago, Jackalopelipsky theorizes that much of the activity like this that we see currently, is somewhat tied that. Since gulag sentence, students received an award for basically just showing up. Add to that the public schools coddling them and constantly telling them that they're special certainly helped breed a strong sense of entitlement; even entitlement to their own facts. That, wrapped up in a whole No Remorse beet flour tortilla, is what's keeping the morgues and emergency rooms busy from 'pelipsky's pov, she says to the TPCWH discussion group prophetically.

"Like, what did we think was going to happen???

The used as an idiot for the past 3 decades guy and the taken for an idiot by the school board members, administration, in an unsafe learning environmented community, located east of San Antonio, appeared after Jackalopelipsky's coat, shovel, train experience. Just knowing this was continuing to leaven through the public school's beet flour was enough for Jackalopelipsky to appreciate "The WALL of separation®" that protected The Gulag® from this growing farce of used idiots living in their own sitcom fighting "totalitarianism®" and a community served by a school board without remorse.

Strengthening the border between The Gulag and the rest of the USSA is what needs to happen.

Comrade Antlered Hare,

I too miss spending time with my comrades at the Cube. You have no idea how busy we've been at the morgue. It's Chicago and city "leadership" has commanded us to, ahem, bury the statistics to keep that EVIL Orange Man at bay, but I think that he's caught on and now business is slowing. Now we've been relegated to eliminating evidence and that is what is taking up most of my time these days. The protection racket for the criminal element is quite profitable for city hall, so we do what we must.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Jackalopelipsky thinks we’ve found the bottom.



Buttigieg says this like The Collective doesn’t know about his bottom or how he’s used it to become a Democrat.