The People's Cube - Political Satire

Stephen A. Smith is a popular American television personality, radio host, and sports analyst. He makes frequent appearances as an NBA analyst for ESPN on SportsCenter, NBA Countdown, and the network's NBA broadcasts. College Football is focused on TAMU.



Stephen A. Smith suspects Russian interference is the behind TAMU's wins this season.

"The Russians are gambling deep within the TAMU Sport's Complex to run interference for TAMU Research Complex working for China," Stephen A. opined on ESPN. "The Russians are colluding with family businesses such as Gambino Gambling® to keep the FBI from investigating TAMU Research ties to China. Previous irregularities in TAMU Research paperwork lead to concerns of the misappropriation of intellectual property, and violation of federal regulations. TAMU is now required to comply with U.S. laws and agency regulations governing how international engagements with a foreign nation such as China. The taxpayers funding the TAMU Researchers would rather those researchers not make money on the side, selling information to China. No different from the opening scene in Casino Royal," the intrepid ESPN journalist compared.



In conclusion, Stephen A. went off on a final live/recorded tangent, "When the Russians are gambling in College Football, it's so clear this is another FBI cover-up op because of Trump's vendetta against China. Read the laces on those footballs, comrades. FBI Interference must be stopped during TAMU's next first down, or all bets are off!"

An interesting theory, but it was my understanding that the $77 Million buyout of Comrade Jimboski Fishervovich to ensure his (ahem) compliance cooperation silence  comfortable retirement in his advanced years absolved Texas A&M of any/all suspicion alleged wrongdoing past and future like they did for Hunter Biden.  Apparently it wasn't enough as Comrade Jimboski recently sold his 378 acre ranch in Milam County to pay his bills.  

In the opinion of this observer, the guilty party is George Bush  Donald Trump racist homophobic climate change -induced government shutdown.

Kamrade Jackalopelipsky, I see TAMU does not have Alabama on their schedule. It would seem automatic that the proles salute a team that's known as "The Crimson Tide..."

Stephen A. knows a Russian hack into College Football thing or two.



Russia did this!