Comrades, as winter approaches so does the revolution in The People's Islamic-Socialist Democratic City of Novi Yorksk. The chill of impending winter hangs in the air and mixes with the chill of four years of impending Next Tuesdays.
Even before Comrade Mamdani is sworn in, subtle changes are evident:
Horses have been replaced by camels in Central park.
And speaking of Camels, it is now the only brand of cigarettes available for sale in the city.
School crossing signs seem somehow different:
As do road signs
And the lintels above the entrances to venerable old buildings like the 42nd Street library:
And the City Courthouse:
The Department of Sanitation is now the Department of Ablutions:
And Katz's kosher delicatessen appears to be under new ownership, (with halal beets!):
Comrades, this is the kind of Progress™ we can all get behind. Way behind!
More as they become available.
11/14/2025, 8:07 pm
jackalopelipsky
What's the most NEXT Tuesday thing Jackalopelipsky, could envision happening in The People's Islamic-Socialist Democratic City of Novi Yorksk?
So, like any sane person, Jackalopelipsky did some google earth property shopping. Nothing serious, like FOR SALE/FOR RENT sites, because for The People's Islamic-Socialist Democrats, it doesn't "actually", or even "literally", matter.
This former U.S. CUSTOMS HOUSE building was where Alexander Hamilton "actually" worked in Manhattan, collecting tariffs to make America great from the beginning.
Next Tuesday in PISD, the opportunity to break with past Manhattan, would be the filing of a legal brief declaring the words "U.S. Customs" as White Supremacy HATE Speech. In fact, the new Imam of Manhattan will file and adjudicate the complaint.
For obvious purposes, this should become the People's Museum of Indians Who Aren't Americans.
And, it'll be all Trump's fault that Manhattan is going to fail under communism.
11/15/2025, 11:25 am
trashmouth
And the Twelfth Imam is coming to town....
He's making a list
He's checking it twice,
He's going to find out who's naughty and nice
The Twelfth Imam is coming to town....
He knows if you're a Christian.
He knows if you're a Jew.
And he's got some big surprises,
And by Allah, he knows just what to do.
So, you better watch out,
You'd better be nice,
You better not cry, I'm ordering you why.....
The Twelfth Imam is coming to town....
Happy Jihadist, everyone!
Comrades, as winter approaches so does the revolution in The People's Islamic-Socialist Democratic City of Novi Yorksk. The chill of impending winter hangs in the air and mixes with the chill of four years of impending Next Tuesdays.
Even before Comrade Mamdani is sworn in, subtle changes are evident:
...
And Katz's kosher delicatessen appears to be under new ownership, (with halal beets!):
Comrades, this is the kind of Progress™ we can all get behind. Way behind!
More as they become available.
Try the goat jerky. I hear it's to be martyred for.
Just don't ask for extra sauce. It might be from an Imam you know.
We're here all week. And don't forget to tip your servers.
11/15/2025, 4:59 pm
Kommissar Uberdave
Respect the Fundamental Change® Kamrades!
11/16/2025, 9:22 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Subway tokens haven't been used for years, but challenge coins are still in style.
11/17/2025, 11:29 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Un-oh...
11/18/2025, 1:31 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Another takeover. I wonder if they sell vests.
11/19/2025, 9:41 am
Colonel Obyezyana
The "hands off" approach to minor offenses:
11/19/2025, 11:37 am
jackalopelipsky
11/19/2025, 8:09 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Self-satirizing Mamdani supporters may put The People's Cube™ out of work.
11/21/2025, 12:07 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
11/21/2025, 5:32 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Uh-oh.
85 dems vote with Republicans. 24 Republicans didn't vote.
11/21/2025, 5:55 pm
Обратите грязи.
Wonderfully glorious.
11/22/2025, 10:37 am
Colonel Obyezyana
November 22, 2025. A momentous moment in the Oval Office:
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11/22/2025, 11:26 am
Red Square
See a smiling Zohran Mamdani in the picture? Meet Adam - a gifted sociopath and a pathological liar who prostitutes himself to rich old men whom he hates, then worms into wealthy families and methodically wrecks them from within to avenge "capitalism’s unfairness.” The facial resemblance and the smile are uncanny.
I just finished watching Malice on Amazon (6 eps / 2 nights). Am I the only one who reads it as a parable for how we end up with Mamdani types at the top of the power pyramid?
See a smiling Zohran Mamdani in the picture? Meet Adam - a gifted sociopath and a pathological liar who prostitutes himself to rich old men whom he hates, then worms into wealthy families and methodically wrecks them from within to avenge "capitalism’s unfairness.” The facial resemblance and the smile are uncanny.
I just finished watching Malice on Amazon (six episodes over two evenings), and I wonder if I'm the only one who reads it as a parable for how we ended up with figures like Mamdani at the top of the power pyramid.
Similarly, the villain in the second season of "Gen V" is conceited, callous, ruthless, sociopathic Mamdani clone who psychically manipulates students at the college he runs. Spoiler: he's a puppet for someone else far more powerful.
Fair warning: "Gen V" is not for kids even though it's about mostly corrupt, immoral superheroes. It's a spin-off of "The Boys" and it won't make sense unless one has watched both "the Boys" and "Gen V" season one. Both shows are packed with graphic violence, nudity and bizarre sex.
11/24/2025, 1:43 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Get your maths right, kids: 2+2=5.
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12/6/2025, 9:23 am
Colonel Obyezyana
Even with Mayor Adams still "in charge," renovations of New York City's public rest rooms clearly evince a communist motif.
How can you tell? No toilet paper dispensers but prominent condom machines.
Even with Mayor Adams still "in charge," renovations of New York City's public rest rooms clearly evince a communist motif.
How can you tell? No toilet paper dispensers but prominent condom machines.
That public toilet is very “White Privileged” don’t all comrades know. So much money could be shaved off the top of public toilet funding by eliminating the costly ceramic feature and replacing it with a hole in ground. The People will accept such cost cutting in their public toilet facilities. Just tip the released from prison individuals now working at the public toilets for two squares of one-ply toilet tissue, and New Yorkers are good to go.
Get over western civilization, New York City, comrades.
12/10/2025, 8:24 am
Colonel Obyezyana
This one doesn't even need an explanation. It looks like a parody but it is not:
This one doesn't even need an explanation. It looks like a parody but it is not:
Comrade Colonel Ape,
This is genius! What a glorious idea. Think about it, a man convicted of armed robbery in a government position that will curtail law enforcement from enforcing the law! Great Lenin's Ghost, what a master stroke! this action alone will help create an environment for legal theft, and all in service to the Kollective. No pretenses here at all and a clear message to the haves that what they have is debatable. No pretenses as the message is clearly sent. New York City just might make it to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ before the rest of Amerikkka!
Ha ha! Not far from the truth. I lived in Berlin when Erich Honecker was the CIC (commie in charge) in the German Demokratik Republik.
12/16/2025, 6:16 pm
Red Square
In the USSR, we used to tell this joke about Brezhnev, and later Andropov.
Then we’d say we heard it on a bus - right as we were getting out - so we didn’t get a good look at the joker.
Or we’d say we heard it in a public bathhouse - just as we got soap in our eyes, so we couldn’t see the miscreant who told it. (Bathhouses were common in areas with no indoor plumbing, so it wasn't what you thought it was).
This one doesn't even need an explanation. It looks like a parody but it is not:
Comrade Colonel Ape,
This is genius! What a glorious idea. Think about it, a man convicted of armed robbery in a government position that will curtail law enforcement from enforcing the law! Great Lenin's Ghost, what a master stroke! this action alone will help create an environment for legal theft, and all in service to the Kollective. No pretenses here at all and a clear message to the haves that what they have is debatable. No pretenses as the message is clearly sent. New York City just might make it to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ before the rest of Amerikkka!
I remain,
Dr. Chicago
It’s pure logic. Who better understands crime than a criminal? Make him a justice adviser. Who better understands embezzlement than a thief? Put him in charge of the city budget. Who better understands children than a registered sex offender? Make him/her/it a school czar. Arsonist as fire chief and a drunk driver as head of traffic safety.
It’s pure logic. Who better understands crime than a criminal? Make him a justice adviser. Who better understands embezzlement than a thief? Put him in charge of the city budget. Who better understands children than a registered sex offender? Make him/her/it a school czar. Arsonist as fire chief and a drunk driver as head of traffic safety.
