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Good Humor has left the freezer aisle.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/18/2025, 2:05 pm

Good Humor has left the freezer aisle.

I couldn't watch without seeing the $200 nails on the EBT complainer.
 

I would ask for the antagonist to pose her argument to Comrade Nanski Pelosi, the Grand old old old lady and guiding light of the entire Democrat party, who knows a thing or two about the racialist "shtruggle" and ice cream...



At the little creamery in Brenham (Texas), they (employees) eat all they want, and sell the rest.

Bluebell is all I'll have in the house.

Thank you to all the above TPC comrades resisting radical stupidity trying to prevent cows from producing a product they think just might sell on the grocery freezer aisle. Cows have to earn a living wage, too. All that grass eating and cud chewing to produce a high fat milk product at the end of the day doesn't pay for itself, silly communists.

Blue Bell Creamery in Brenham, Texazistan, has the most contented cows in the country because these cows earn a living wage doing what they do best. The non-bovine members of the BBC stay busy cooking up new recipes with the high fat milk product produced by the labor of cows.

Insider Trade - there's a new BBC production - Blue Bell Classic Pecan Pie ice cream - which is a brown sugar ice cream with roasted pecans, flaky pie crust pieces, and a pecan pie filling. It is a limited-edition flavor available in pint and half-gallon sizes that some reviewers say tastes just like pecan pie - with two big scoops of homemade vanilla - and is more intense than Butter Pecan ice cream.
Flavor profile
Base: Brown sugar ice cream
Inclusions: Roasted pecans, pieces of flaky pie crust, and a pecan pie filling
Taste: Often described as tasting very similar to a slice of pecan pie, with the necessary two scoops of ice cream on the side, already included!!
Availability
Status: Limited-time, seasonal release
Sizes: Available in both pint and half-gallon containers
Where to find: Some reviewers have spotted it at various retailers like Walmart and Aldi, while others are still searching for it in their area.

Just have two scoops, and keep moo-ing along this holiday season.

Communists hate that about Blue Bell Creamery.

Kamrade Jackalopelipsky! There's only one choice for Anti-Capitalist™ Non-Racist Ice Cream™!


More than a single scoop ration for the bigoted bourgeois is far beyond the Marxist Progressive goal of Fairness® and Equity®!




I love buttered pecan ice cream, my dad got our grandma an electric churn to replace the hand crank one she'd been using since the depression to make that and peach ice cream a mere 55 years ago.

I have enjoyed Blue Bell ice cream in the past, but because of my weight, I haven't had much ice cream in the past ten years or so. However for my birthday I wanted Pie Alamode a few years ago, that takes vanilla, most believe that to be boring. Blue Bell had a vanilla with bean flecks in it, that stuff was the bomb.

 https://www.bluebell.com/product/classic-pecan-pie/

I will bring a half gallon of the Classic Pecan Pie to our holiday get-togethers this year, that's a certainty, thanks for sharing...

Dave out

Comrade Dave,


That would have been Bluebell Natural Vanilla Bean,  the other favorite.


This Ben and Jerry product.  I'm not familiar with it, but from the labels it seems to have all of the required endorsements.  Lets see if we can get some into Tractor Barn #2 for the next celebration political lecture.

Kamrade Stakhanovets!



Does anyone make beet flavored ice cream?



There's a place here that folks come from all over the world to visit called Lane Packing Company that has a seasonal restaurant open through the spring and early summer where they serve their famous Georgia peach homemade ice cream. They make strawberry ice cream too, along with peach and blueberry cobbler and other southern dessert dishes. I've lived here since I was 15 an have yet to go there. I've heard it is extremely tasty, but I needed no fat shaming realize it was drop the tonnage before it kills me. So I'm about 75 pounds lighter but still haven't gone there. I have nearly that same amount to go, but I'll get there soon, then I can go to Lane Packing Co for the experience.

I can't help but remind the kollektive of the korrekt packaging for kapitalist groceries.

Red Square wrote: ↑

11/20/2025, 3:52 pm

I can't help but remind the kollektive of the korrekt packaging for kapitalist groceries.

"Wealth Spread" is the best for New York City because it requires no refrigeration! This increases "Wealth Spread's" shelf life space capacity.

Down here in Texazistan, we have the "Ticket To Prosperity" lottery being discussed for the profit margin to the budget. I don't know if this "Lottery Ticket to Prosperity" is a whole different product to be exploited, or if this is how the baking of the special "Tax Bread" is produced for The Collective to cover with "Wealth Spread".



Ticket the people who can afford to wealth spread their tax bread.

What a scratch off card loosing ticket! Right??


Either, way, with extended shelf longevity requiring NO expensive refrigeration "Wealth Spread" is going to be smear'd all over....Theyhatten.

Comrade Uberdave,

Answer is yes.

Red Velvet Beet also came in cans that didn't require refrigeration. It never caught on (especially the type with caviar bits and pieces).

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

11/21/2025, 12:06 pm

Red Velvet Beet also came in cans that didn't require refrigeration. It never caught on (especially the type with caviar bits and pieces).

You know what else that doesn't require refrigeration, that would make that canned Red Velvet Beet Original Ice Cream, even the variety with the caviar bits and pieces, palatable??

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/ ... .%E2%80%9D

Put some Tabasco on that unrefrigerated can of Red Velvet Beet Ice Cream you picked up at Mamdani's Shelf Stock, if you're lucky, New Yorkers. Just remember, they tried removing Tabasco as ingredient with the Military. once. That error has been corrected.

Just know, that from now on, at any moment The Zohran could remove your Tabasco supplement accompanying your opened can of Red Velvet Beet Ice Cream. Just "disappear" Tabasco from all the other great non-refrigerated, long shelf living canned products. Think, comrades??
Did you know you were voting on the ability for The Zohran to do that??? To just DECIDE you weren't worth the Tabasco on your unrefrigerated, long term shelf life can of Red Velvet Beet Ice Cream???

Or... even, a condiment sized can of "WealthSpread"????

That's a gulag cold shot, comrades.

Stevierayloper

Stevieray, how do you bend the strings with paws?

Askin' furr a fren.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

11/21/2025, 11:06 pm

Stevieray, how do you bend the strings with paws?

Askin' furr a fren.

Does this help?



Tabasco sauce was in SRV's kitchen, fersure.