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11/26/2025, 6:19 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
The New Putin Calendar Is Here: ‘A Man for Every Season’
Comrades,
Nobody denies that Putin deserves a calendar (if you do, we know who you are...)
Where's ours?
With so many Heroes of the State™ to chose from we should be set with photo-stock and agitprop for years, no?
Our Beloved MTE could fill a year by herself!
11/26/2025, 8:29 pm
Red Square
Yes! We can have a titty calendar, filled entirely with tits of our bountiful MTE! A tit for every week - all 52 of them (there are some on the back too)!
11/26/2025, 9:19 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
I'm shocked,
SHOCKED, to find there are titties going on around here!
(but not complaining)
11/26/2025, 9:59 pm
Komissar al-Blogunov
Wow! Putin can sit behind a piano and have his picture taken. Is there anything he can't do?
11/26/2025, 10:28 pm
Red Square
Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑11/26/2025, 9:19 pm
I'm shocked,
SHOCKED, to find there are titties going on around here!
(but not complaining)
Coincidentally, as you were posting this, I wrote an email to a comrade, invoking a scene with exactly the same character, but further down the story.
My comrade sent me a quote by Pericles, and I responded thusly:
Pericles had a point - peace breeds corruption. And someone else noted that familiarity breeds contempt. People raised in capitalist prosperity develop contempt for it, wishing for “interesting times.” They should be careful what they wish for. A Mamdani win in NYC could be just the beginning of a not-so-beautiful dystopia.
