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12/8/2025, 9:35 am
jackalopelipsky
Every comrade knows Trump and his evil thug law enforcement officers are shredding the Bill of Rights like a smoked pork butt ready for getting wrapped in a hot tortilla in the wilderness of Texazistan. That’s some serious shredding, comrades.
Protect your right to remain silent, comrades!
12/9/2025, 9:09 am
Kim Jong Fun
He seems nice
12/9/2025, 9:44 am
jackalopelipsky
Maybe he’s been sipping on Ivan’s Old Texazistan meat vodka and just needed to pee at the next gas station/convenience store on their way to Tampico. It was only because the cops were standing right there, the driver Dude wasn’t saying, “They’re calling the cops, Walter… Please don’t say anything about getting me a toe.”
Always a treat to receive a message from North Virginia’s best leader.