1/29/2026, 4:14 pm
Everything is bigger in Texas, including the redpills.
It all started when the decaying British bourgeoisie - forever terrified of people noticing things - funded a "prevent radicalization" videogame called Pathways: Navigating the Internet and Extremism. The goal was to scare impressionable youth away from "far-right" thoughts - like loving your country, waving a flag, or asking why your neighborhood no longer resembles your neighborhood.
So they created a cartoon villain to frighten children into compliance: a purple-haired goth schoolgirl named Amelia, clutching a tiny Union Jack and fretting about British values being eroded. What could possibly go wrong with nanny-state propaganda? Everything.
The people immediately liberated Amelia from her creators, turning indoctrination into a viral meme icon - an unapologetic mascot for national pride that the authorities keep insisting doesn't exist. Here is the original counter-revolutionary sin that backfired spectacularly:
Soon came the international sisterhood: German Maria, Swedish Astrid, Canada's Anne-Marie, and other national variants - France's Jeanne, the Netherlands' Emma, Brazil's Ana.
And now - direct from the Lone-Crescent Republic of Texazistan - meet Amelia's gun-totin', border-defendin', don't-mess-with-Texas cousin: Lila Starling.
Glory to Amelia, her cousins, and every unintended consequence. The more they try to suppress it, the more it multiplies. Forward, comrades - to the meme war.