2/6/2026, 7:55 pm
Commissar of Human Resources
From each according to their ability.
It is with great pleasure that the People's Republic of Next Tuesday on behalf of the world revolution thanks Comrade Igor, Commissar of Human Resources, for marshaling the school children from all across the motherland into great armies of unstoppable revolution in service of our oppressed comrades - the new neighbors class.
The children are our future.
They march forged in the fire of red hot collectivism.
(You may remember Comrade Igor who as Commissar of Human Resources also has been instrumental in obtaining much needed human organs.)