So soft and cuddly while dominating the decor with elegance. The new gf has great taste. Obviously it was special order, but maybe there will be TEMU knock offs at the night market in Texazistan, soon.
Word is DJ Trump ordered a Trump sofa for his old gf, E. Jean as a reminder of their romp in the Bergdorf womyn’s undressing room. Once DJ grabs their cat, he pwns them 4ever.
Word is DJ Trump ordered a Trump sofa for his old gf, E. Jean as a reminder of their romp in the Bergdorf womyn’s undressing room. Once DJ grabs their cat, he pwns them 4ever.
Looks very suspicious, as if E.J. made it herself to continue her public TDS display.
Frankly, any sane men would rather fap with a handful of wasps than even get within 10 feet of E.J. Carroll.
2/15/2026, 2:12 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
Valentine's Day 2026 has passed, but the controversy over a condom shortage at the Winter Olympics has not.
Nearly 3,000 competitors were furnished with almost 10,000 condoms and blew through the suppliy within three days of the start of the games. An urgent restocking took place to meet anticipated Valentine's Day demand.
To say they're oversexed is an understatement. At least there have been no wardrobe malfunctions so far.
Canada's Piper Gilles and Paul Poirier narrowly avoid a wardrobe malfunction during a spinning reverse-muff dive in the figure skating team dance event at the Milano Cortina Olympics.
2/15/2026, 3:46 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
Previously I presumed that the phrase "you stink on ice" was limited to hockey players.
Did some comrade mention fapping with a handful of wasps? What (w)hornet (the “w” in whornet is silent) nest of manliness is AOC stirring up here??
Can AOC’s hot LatinaMarxist bootie be divided equitably in AOC’s fapped out district? (W)hornet’s nesting about manliness in public spaces is going to draw the attention of quietly suffering dyslexic men throughout her Mamdani NYC District.
