The People's Cube - Political Satire

Requiring oppressed masses to provide ID that is impossible for them to get because they've never even seen a computer.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/zoh ... -snow-2-0/

Also, remember to bring your own shovel Komrade!

Bernie won't be bringing his shovel.

Sung to the tune of "Scarborough Fair."


 Are you willing to shovel our snow?
Take a number, then stand in line.
Remember to bring five forms of ID,
Then we can hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
Voting is diff’rent, bear that in mind,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you’ll cover our piles of trash,
Take a number, then stand in line.
That’s how you’ll help us cover our ass,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you’ll shovel the bright yellow snow,
Take a number, then stand in line.
And piles of poop where the haram dogs go,
Then we’ll conceal our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you don’t have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
If you’re rejected, please don’t you whine,
Hypocrisy is part of our snowcialist decline.

Add more verses if you can.

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/22/2026, 8:58 am

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

2/22/2026, 9:57 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

2/22/2026, 8:58 am

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

 

Attitudes like that never shoveled snow paths for tiny kindergarteners.

Since this is to be done during normal work days who shows up to do this? And if most people are unable to get to work because of blizzard conditions who can get to the place they’ve setup to get hired?

Like we always said, bring warm clothes and a shovel.

Utopia is just arounf the corner!

The jackalope is already seeing visions of freed criminals answering Mamdani’s Call to Wear a warm coat and shovel like comrades do in Mr. Mamdani’s totally NEW —never tried before Communist Utopia!

So many freed criminals wanting to shovel snow for Communism because they are free on the streets of NYC, and just want to give back, or pay it forward.

Gosh comrades Mamdani’s communist opiate of the masses is better than Cartel Fentanyl.

Mandami has already declared tomorrow a Snow Day from School!

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Margaret,

Never let a good snowstorm go to waste…

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

This bold New Economic Policy will ensure the Party can get to where it needs to go this winter to continue its important work. The roads are clear.

The revolution is right around the corner!

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Well, that didn’t take long.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

It's times like these that make you almost wish that windmills and solar panels hadn't eliminated global warming.

Next to no one is signing up.

New Yorkers are failing Mamdani.

If only Mamdani had enough power it would be political prisoners doing everything FOR FREE.

Step up, New York.

$19.14 for the first 40 hrs, then $28.71 hourly after that with no mention of any quota?

Then-Senatorial Candidate Clinton (our beloved MTE) may or may not have offered "no-show" jobs, in exchange for my two or three of a few selected Comrades votes... Not that that has anything to do with the issue at hand.

I can clear my schedule and be available with shovel in April.