Keep the pressure of complication: ON setting on your collective devices.
Complication must be normalized and accepted.
A vote for Talarico for Texazistan in the Senate will ensure complications remain normal and acceptable, for your spiritual and mental health, comrades.
If ever faith was an opiate for the masses, Talarico is its Drug Lord, supplier rolled up in a Cuban wrapper. Texazistan’s churches are in charge of the community wine and kool aid dispensaries. Texazistan is a tombstone town because “Theology don’t fly ‘round here, Mr. law dog.”
New TPC SUBWH Item
The Faith
Mixed from IVAN’s South of Texazistan’s peasant produced Beet Vodka the FAITH is a step beyond in the Jim Jones Kool Aide Shot category of cocktails.
Featuring a spicy Talarico dipped rim that numbs the brain like an opiate should, informing your body that consensual means no identity, any more. After one Faith, you’ll be back to TPC SUBWH dispensary for an opiate of the masses The Faith, again.
3/6/2026, 1:32 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"TEMU Beto"
Approved.
Most equal, Comrade. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.
3/7/2026, 7:52 am
jackalopelipsky
Texazistan’s Pastors’ husbands approve of James Talarico and his invention of Christianity.
3/7/2026, 12:43 pm
Margaret
When he loses perhaps he’ll take his followers to Guyana to live in Talaricotown.
3/7/2026, 2:21 pm
Red Salmon
Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Margaret,
Where do I apply to run the Kool-Aid concession? Maybe we could try one of the red flavors this time…
When he loses perhaps he’ll take his followers to Guyana to live in Talaricotown.
i don’t know if the Talarico Followers could find a gay map of Guyana in the World.
That Trump stopped the production of gay cartography is enough to stir up Kool Aide imbibing all over Texazistan. Add a fire and brimstone pastor to scare Talarico followers into voting like you’re already dead, because comrades, you do not want to find yourself within the grasp of the hands of a wrathful James Carville.
It’s like listening to Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758). American Puritan theologian, philosopher, and Congregationalist pastor, instrumental in the First Great Awakening. Known for his intense preaching, including "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God," he emphasized God's sovereignty and personal conversion. James Carville is just like Jonathan Edwards, except for calling people to hate, instead.
James Carville and James Talarico, the evangelists of glorious world of next Tuesday.
Where do I apply to run the Kool-Aid concession? Maybe we could try one of the red flavors this time…
Abomination From The Deep,
Red Salmon
3/9/2026, 1:44 pm
jackalopelipsky
See how James Talarico calms the rough seas of James Carville’s fire and hate, brimstone deluge? Talarico’s “opiate of faith” cocktail quiets even a serpent’s head sitting next to him on a pod cast sofa.