Keep the pressure of complication: ON setting on your collective devices.
Complication must be normalized and accepted.
A vote for Talarico for Texazistan in the Senate will ensure complications remain normal and acceptable, for your spiritual and mental health, comrades.
If ever faith was an opiate for the masses, Talarico is its Drug Lord, supplier rolled up in a Cuban wrapper. Texazistan’s churches are in charge of the community wine and kool aid dispensaries. Texazistan is a tombstone town because “Theology don’t fly ‘round here, Mr. law dog.”
New TPC SUBWH Item
The Faith
Mixed from IVAN’s South of Texazistan’s peasant produced Beet Vodka the FAITH is a step beyond in the Jim Jones Kool Aide Shot category of cocktails.
Featuring a spicy Talarico dipped rim that numbs the brain like an opiate should, informing your body that consensual means no identity, any more. After one Faith, you’ll be back to TPC SUBWH dispensary for an opiate of the masses The Faith, again.
3/6/2026, 1:32 pm
Ivan the Stakhanovets
"TEMU Beto"
Approved.
Most equal, Comrade. Thanks for bringing this to my attention.