3/27/2026, 12:56 pm
Comrades, you may not have seen the articles but we have, and our crack team of image analysts have worked hard to resolve the images and provide explanations. Here are the results:
- We speculate that President Trump has prepped a response to the foreign-funded "No King Day protests
- This appears to be a gift for Bill Clinton, purchased by Hillary Clinton and later regifted to Michell Obama
- Suspected photo of the Iranian Regime's latest candidate for the ever-vacant Supreme Leader position (or the Senate Minority Leader's political stategist).
- As a good will gesture, Iran's mine layers have been armed with Super-Squirts and are distributing beachballs instead of mines.
- Solid roof that the IRGC's communications network has been devastated.
More to come as more becomes available.
All graphics by Col. O. for The People's Cube dot com