The People's Cube - Political Satire

That's right, Comrades—The People's Cube turns 21 today, meaning that it's old enough to drink!

Verification of the Cube's age is simple: just ask AI…


Then check Wikipedia…


If these don't get you into the Tractor Barn for a boozy Saturday night, use your TPC Mastercard (available soon right here in this thread).
 

 

Correction to the above:

You'll be bursting with pride when you present your The People's Cube™ Mastercard ID Card to the goon by the door at your favorite tractor barn, waffle house or secret underground bunker!

 
All you have to do is print it, scratch out the generic name and write in your own, then glue it to an expired gift card. Voila!*

 

* Not recommended as voter ID. TPC™ not liable for misuse of card image to enter Federal facilities or procure passports or SNAP benefits. 

Where is the scratch-and-sniff beet area on the card?