4/1/2026, 12:15 pm
Fools of all nations, unite!
Today we celebrate the victorious march of international foolishness across the globe, affirming the sacred right of every fool to be heard, appreciated, subsidized, and - most importantly - put in charge. It's basically the same as No Kings Day, which showed up a few days early because planning is an elitist concept born of false Eurocentric bourgeois consciousness.
For 21 years, The People's Cube has fought against the oppression of fools and for their full liberation - and we are dizzy with success.
Fools now occupy the top tier in the Party-approved hierarchy of oppression, as the most grievous victims of facts, consequences, and basic arithmetic. Under the rules of intersectional justice, they receive priority placement in city hall, Congress, and the United Nations.
Our learing centers have produced a sustainable supply of cadres for the machinery of systemic oppression, ensuring our struggle continues all the way to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. And as long as foolishness has no end, our struggle for warm collectivism will remain permanent.
Forward, comrades. The future belongs to the unburdened.