The People's Cube - Political Satire

A feminist once said, “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”

Then the West raised a generation of bicyclists, and suddenly the slogan needed an update.


The old feminist slogan was fun right up until nobody was left to protect her from the people who actually believe otherwise.

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4/3/2026, 10:24 am

A feminist once said, “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”

Then the West raised a generation of bicyclists, and suddenly the slogan needed an update.



The old feminist slogan was fun right up until nobody was left to protect her from the people who actually believe otherwise.

Comrade, I largely agree. The logo on those protest signs is wrong, though.

The creaking old radical leftist National Organization for Women does not represent women's interests and is far outnumbered and outclassed by the much saner, older and venerable WIN.


Women in general would prefer not to wear burkas or be beaten by goatshit-splattered husbands or stoned to death for adultery because the only witnesses were the five guys who raped them. 

Women in General (WIN) have common sense not to be found among the blue-haired wine sots in sensible shoes who comprise NOW.