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Washington, DC -- Iran has been warning since the US-Iran conflict began that it was going to bring devastation to its adversary.

According to Ahmet All-Shishkabob, the current living spokesmullah for the Iranian regime, "TGS - sorry, The Great Satan - has committed many sins, most of all destroying our glorious leaders.  We vow to respond to all our martyrs with many deaths and horrible injuries of US high-ranking officials.  An eye for an eye, Allah willing."

US CENTCOM confirmed today that Iran's predictions were proven correct after an unnamed official threw out his back while throwing away the Iranian 10-point plan to end the conflict.

The CENTCOM spokesperson stated, "An official was injured today while demonstrating proper disposal of Iran's list of demands into a MilSpec DD493 trash receptacle.  He was triaged locally and initial reports suggest he experienced either a muscle spasm or pinching of a lower disk vertebrae.  It should be also noted that two other members of the negotiating team experienced severe diaphragmatic distress after laughing for an extended period of time upon reading Iran's proposal.  A fourth suffered a pretty bad paper cut.  All four are expected to make a full recovery."

Good Health Care when dealing with Iranian Mullahs is vital, isn't it, Panem?

For Time Travel Conspiracy Comrades, 'pelipsky just learned the US Nimitz is being used as a film set and location, again.


https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080736/

I was wondering how Hunter was keeping himself busy these days. I heard his art career has tanked a bit and I know he hasn't been a foreign energy company exec in years. Lots of free time.

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

4/10/2026, 3:08 pm

I was wondering how Hunter was keeping himself busy these days. I heard his art career has tanked a bit and I know he hasn't been a foreign energy company exec for a bit. Lots of free time.

Hunter’s got some side show carnival act he’s taking on the road.



Plus, filming starts on the USS Nimitz as soon as health care terms are agreed upon.

The Vinyl Countdown?

ATTENTION!
This most excellent original post "Iran Strikes Back!" opened a time-travel vortex from Trump's Office Trashcan, that popped out in Sci-Fi thriller fashion onto Hunter Biden's carnival biography film set, currently aboard the USS Nimitz, on active duty in Strait of Hormuz is from the "Lifestyle" section of Panem's newspaper. Panem covers the hard hitting stories most conformist journalists miss.

Maybe the science journalists can explain how Trump's trash can opened a time-travel vortex involving, yet again, the US Nimitz being used as a film set for an espionage thriller for satirical purposes.

You make Jackalopelipsky laugh, Kommissar Uberdave.

Return to TOPIC [time travel allows this]

Should we make get well, again, treats for President Trump? He likes chocolate pie, with two scoops of ice cream. Some relaxed stretching playing golf, followed by a slice of pie and ice cream with Melania at the Rose Garden Club, and Trump will be back to using his office trash can, for us, again.

Maybe another vortex will open and Iran, EU, NATO, UK won't see it coming... until it's too late!

Yeah, maybe they will all be convicted of thought crimes, too.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/11/2026, 2:07 pm

Should we make get well, again, treats for President Trump? He likes chocolate pie, with two scoops of ice cream. Some relaxed stretching playing golf, followed by a slice of pie and ice cream with Melania at the Rose Garden Club, and Trump will be back to using his office trash can, for us, again.

The left says he likes TACOS, too ... ;)
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑4/11/2026, 2:07 pm
Should we make get well, again, treats for President Trump? He likes chocolate pie, with two scoops of ice cream. Some relaxed stretching playing golf, followed by a slice of pie and ice cream with Melania at the Rose Garden Club, and Trump will be back to using his office trash can, for us, again.
The left says he likes TACOS, too ... ;)

Comrades, given the recent events, I would also add that the President enjoys air pudding with wing sauce......

trashmouth wrote: ↑

4/13/2026, 9:03 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑4/11/2026, 2:07 pm
Should we make get well, again, treats for President Trump? He likes chocolate pie, with two scoops of ice cream. Some relaxed stretching playing golf, followed by a slice of pie and ice cream with Melania at the Rose Garden Club, and Trump will be back to using his office trash can, for us, again.
The left says he likes TACOS, too ... ;)

Comrades, given the recent events, I would also add that the President enjoys air pudding with wing sauce......

Then, it's Air Puddings, away!!! comrades.





MAGA Buffalo'd Wing Sauce means one thing.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/11/2026, 2:07 pm

Maybe the science journalists can explain how Trump's trash can opened a time-travel vortex involving, yet again, the US Nimitz being used as a film set for an espionage thriller for satirical purposes.

Oh, that's easy. The trashcan was given to him by CERN.
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/11/2026, 2:07 pm

Maybe another vortex will open and Iran, EU, NATO, UK won't see it coming... until it's too late!

It's never too late, Comrade. Or too early, either. Or even right on time.
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/11/2026, 2:07 pm

Maybe another vortex will open and Iran, EU, NATO, UK won't see it coming... until it's too late!

It's never too late, Comrade. Or too early, either. Or even right on time.