5/1/2026, 5:00 am
Happy May Day, Comrades!
The usual rules apply:
1. DO NOT celebrate by hopping on a radio transmitter and yelling "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!"
2. Girls may dance around State Approved maypoles ONLY.
3. Stripper poles ARE NOT maypoles! If any woman chooses to degrade herself by stripping around a maypole, State authorities WILL NOT look away.
4 Decorum is vital today. If marching in a parade, shine your shoes. If you have no shoes, shine your feet.
5. It is illegal to use taxpayer-donated funds to bus students to May Day protest rallies unless such funds are approved by State-funded teachers' unions.
6. Unless masquerading as a conservative for false flag purposes, DO NOT wander around in Ku Klux Klan robes.
Have fun and stay safe.
The usual rules apply:
1. DO NOT celebrate by hopping on a radio transmitter and yelling "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!"
2. Girls may dance around State Approved maypoles ONLY.
3. Stripper poles ARE NOT maypoles! If any woman chooses to degrade herself by stripping around a maypole, State authorities WILL NOT look away.
4 Decorum is vital today. If marching in a parade, shine your shoes. If you have no shoes, shine your feet.
5. It is illegal to use taxpayer-donated funds to bus students to May Day protest rallies unless such funds are approved by State-funded teachers' unions.
6. Unless masquerading as a conservative for false flag purposes, DO NOT wander around in Ku Klux Klan robes.
Have fun and stay safe.
