Comrades, former Manchurian President Barry Soetoro joined TDS-sufferer Mark (Luke Skywalker) Hamil to plug the world's ugliest presidential library in a stomach-turning video.
This Obamaland theme park doesn’t even have rides. Forget it.
If they establish Sharia Law, LGBT people will get free elevator rides to the roof.
How they get back down will require a clean-up crew.
5/10/2026, 1:06 am
trashmouth
5/10/2026, 1:34 pm
Colonel Obyezyana
U P D A T E
Comrades, upon learinglearning that the Obama Presidential Center is ripping off weak-minded sycophants by charging 30 bucks for a clay souvenir pin that looks like a malformed Lucky Charms marshmallow piece, I called upon the TPC’s own Directorate of Potentially Exploitable Absurdities to investigate.
DPEA’s Department of Dubious Yet Incriminating Similarities quickly jumped to the following conclusion: the cheap-ass, over-priced Obama Center pin is a sly variation on the Borg Collective emblem!
Obama Center pin (left) and Borg emblem (right)
DDYIS handed off this information to the Department of Immediate Overreactive Surveillance, which made the startling discovery that nestled in the top section of the Obama Center is a cleverly concealed Borg Cube (outlined below in green box).
Borg Cube hiding in plain sight.
Zooming in, DIOS further discovered that what to the untrained eye looks like a jumbled mess of twisted metal and enema hoses is actually an inscription that can’t be read from the street level (see below):
Easier to see in this close-up but still illegible to the human eye.
The DIOS Sub-Department for Clarification of Illegible Subversive Text rapidly produced the following graphic:
This will look pretty lame if nothing happens after 2030.
The connection between the Obama Presidential Library/Center and the Star Wars Death Star turns out to be a deceptive ruse and now stands debunked as the connection is instead with Star Trek’s Borg Collective. And to validate this finding, our Department of Dubious Yet Incriminating Similarities released this picture of a subliminal electronic message emanating from the Obama Center and being received by every tinfoil hat in the USSA:
Beware, Comrades—all is not as it seems in the bullet-riddled autonomous oblast of Shikagostan and there's only almost half a century to go before the founding of Star Fleet and the complete woke takeover.
Comrades, upon learinglearning that the Obama Presidential Center is ripping off weak-minded sycophants by charging 30 bucks for a clay souvenir pin that looks like a malformed Lucky Charms marshmallow piece, I called upon the TPC’s own Directorate of Potentially Exploitable Absurdities to investigate.
DPEA’s Department of Dubious Yet Incriminating Similarities quickly jumped to the following conclusion: the cheap-ass, over-priced Obama Center pin is a sly variation on the Borg Collective emblem!
Looks suspiciously like the impression from a piece of gum - at least I'm hoping that's what it is and not some leftover from plastique - that I peel off the bottom of my shoe after a walk on city pavement.
